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Bert,seat 25a to Cynthia seat 25b, well did the earth move for you?'
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Bert seat 25a to Cynthia seat 25b, while watching the in flight movie, said 'you know the scenes of the train falling off the bridge are also vibrated through the seat''
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Bert seat 25a to Cynthia seat 25b, while watching the in flight movie, said 'you know the scenes of the train falling off the bridge are also vibrated through the seat''
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"That's nothing, I've just hired a BMW 5 series for....."
In the digital age newspaper headlines are soo much easier.... delete as appropriate
BREAKING NEWS This morning /evening at Boston Kennedy/Glasgow Gatwick there was a plane crash while landing / taking off involving a Airbus 747 / Boeing 380 with 400 / 200 people on board.It is still not known how many are slightly injured /escaped
Aviation expert Simon Learmouth / David Calder said, at this moment the NTSB / MAIB are investigating /blaming the pilot / maintenance of this only 3 year / geriatric aircraft that narrowly missed / totally destroyed the baby food factory /junior school
BREAKING NEWS This morning /evening at Boston Kennedy/Glasgow Gatwick there was a plane crash while landing / taking off involving a Airbus 747 / Boeing 380 with 400 / 200 people on board.It is still not known how many are slightly injured /escaped
Aviation expert Simon Learmouth / David Calder said, at this moment the NTSB / MAIB are investigating /blaming the pilot / maintenance of this only 3 year / geriatric aircraft that narrowly missed / totally destroyed the baby food factory /junior school
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"Don't worry, they will soon forget about the landing when they learn we are in Helmand province"
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"well, they booked the adventure holiday of a lifetime so that's the adventure out of the way"
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"Ladies and gentlemen please disembark, those that require our fast track to the complaints dept, please use the rear slide"
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AND NOW FOR THE WINNER
Caption competition
(post 51712)
Honorable mention to :
Pontius Navigator
'The off airfield crash exercise called for a simulated aircraft. I thought a Cessna would do the job. I didn't expect you to use a 747" Post 51771
Third runner up who gets a slightly used cordite cartridge is . . .
Big Pistons Forever
Really Bob of all the excuses for being late for crew check in, the story the road was blocked by a 747, has to be the lamest ! Post 51722
Second Place with the last cartridge used by Jimmy Stewart in Flight of the Phoenix is
MPN11 Airport Management rubbed their hands at the thought of the parking fees this would generate. Post 51763
And in FIRST place with the original CST with the two unused cordite cartridge clusters attached is . . . .
Treadigraph
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... I do apologise for the delay in taking off, our push back from the gate seems to have been a little over-enthusiastic. Post 51784
Due to shipping regulations - the trophy is on its way via an electric bicycle ..
Caption competition
(post 51712)
Honorable mention to :
Pontius Navigator
'The off airfield crash exercise called for a simulated aircraft. I thought a Cessna would do the job. I didn't expect you to use a 747" Post 51771
Third runner up who gets a slightly used cordite cartridge is . . .
Big Pistons Forever
Really Bob of all the excuses for being late for crew check in, the story the road was blocked by a 747, has to be the lamest ! Post 51722
Second Place with the last cartridge used by Jimmy Stewart in Flight of the Phoenix is
MPN11 Airport Management rubbed their hands at the thought of the parking fees this would generate. Post 51763
And in FIRST place with the original CST with the two unused cordite cartridge clusters attached is . . . .
Treadigraph
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... I do apologise for the delay in taking off, our push back from the gate seems to have been a little over-enthusiastic. Post 51784
Due to shipping regulations - the trophy is on its way via an electric bicycle ..
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Oh gosh, thank you Conso! Mantelpiece duly swept clear of detritus and dusted in preparation!
OK, give this a go for a couple of days.
OK, give this a go for a couple of days.
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