Caption competition
Really Bob of all the excuses for being late for crew check in, the story the road was blocked by a 747, has to be the lamest !
The Captain of the Skylease Cargo 747 only had one comment when interviewed by the Canadian authorities in Halifax
Crap, Not again !
Crap, Not again !
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Captain Torvill and First Officer Dean come unstuck during a reverse rotational lift...
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"Shortest runway I have ever landed on, but boy is it wide"
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"All passengers:
This is only a simulator error. Something evil appears to have got into the software. Back in the real world, you may have to wait a little while at the airport for your baggage. We aplogise for this, but it is beyond our control.
Have a safe onward journey."
This is only a simulator error. Something evil appears to have got into the software. Back in the real world, you may have to wait a little while at the airport for your baggage. We aplogise for this, but it is beyond our control.
Have a safe onward journey."
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"Well I was never trained to land in my last job as a kamikaze pilot"
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"Look on the bright side, it's levelled for jacking."
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"It's called nap of the earth, I was having a nap, as was the co pilot"
Whilst bring repaired they discovered only 122 of the seats also required new coverings
or
AV Herald did not know what catagory of 'Incident' to log this as
Flight
Taxi
Take off
Landing
so they created the first log on the Hoskins Catagory ....
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AV Herald did not know what catagory of 'Incident' to log this as
Flight
Taxi
Take off
Landing
so they created the first log on the Hoskins Catagory ....
