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Old 17th Nov 2018, 20:15
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EU negotiators returning signed copy of "the deal"

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Old 17th Nov 2018, 20:46
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Well, we are ready to order, but the waiter seems to have vanished.
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Old 17th Nov 2018, 22:47
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Mein Gott! I hate trying to find a parking spot at Christmas!
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Old 18th Nov 2018, 00:58
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"So der High Comand vaz correct, attack on Saturday or Sunday and der RAF ist off"
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Old 18th Nov 2018, 01:09
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"Nein, zer circuit ist not full"
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Old 18th Nov 2018, 03:19
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Why am I grinning....well I was just thinking of how your girlfriend looked......she was very satisfied !
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Old 18th Nov 2018, 04:08
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Stop looking out the window & finish the bluddy sketch will you! I've got to land this thing soon!
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Old 18th Nov 2018, 07:37
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Is that the urchin who said we were Messerschmitts? Get him...
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Old 18th Nov 2018, 10:39
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OK, let’s call this one. Fabulous stuff in there, so you are all winners [to an extent]. My entry would have been "Ja, das ist Wall-ming-ton-am-Zee"

The Topical Gag award is shared between:
Ascend Charlie ... "Look over there! Somebody is drawing a Sky Penis!"
and
ivor toolbox ... EU negotiators returning signed copy of "the deal"

The Surreal Thinking prize goes to:
Traffic Is Er Was ... In an effort to quickly produce a side by side cockpit layout for the He111, the company constructed a single airframe with the cockpit assembly installation simply rotated 90 degrees to the left. This did not prove very practical.

The TV Viewers' Award is earned by:
Buster Hyman ... Did you remember to bring the wet Celery?

Honourable Mention:
Wensleydale ... I Spy mit my little eye, something beginning with "S". --- Spitfire?

............................................................ ...............
But there has to be one winner, and the next holder of the CST is:
Buster Hyman ... "Hell of a crosswind eh Skipper? Runway in sight..."

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Old 18th Nov 2018, 22:16
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Thank you MPN11, most kind.

As I've had the honour of recently awarding the D-CST for the last round, I'm more than happy to let someone else have a go. (I'm also at work so it'll take a little while to get it up...as Nutty often says...)

So, open house chaps & chapettes! Go for it!
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Old 18th Nov 2018, 23:13
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Hmm braking on ice ?


So we shut down the engines and .. .
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Old 18th Nov 2018, 23:30
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Good job we've got Takata airbags - ummm...
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Old 19th Nov 2018, 00:28
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Aircraft Report: Braking Action -- Poooorrrr!!
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Old 19th Nov 2018, 00:32
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Cabin announcement....Welcome to Tokyo , err Nagasaki, err Hiroshima.....bit long on the landing ..... but dont worry we have the Bullet Train to get you back
or
Pilot to Tower.....Green Hydraulic failure may need a tow back to the terminal
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Who let Dianna Abbott do the Weights and Balance THIS time
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Old 19th Nov 2018, 00:35
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"bzzzztt...crackle....."
"JAL 22, you are badly broken, say again?"
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Old 19th Nov 2018, 00:39
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Note to ground crew- backup brake system needs adjustment .. .
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Old 19th Nov 2018, 00:40
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You have control
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No animals were hurt
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Only known photograph of a successful landing by FO Hoskins.... well ....better than his usual attempts
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Old 19th Nov 2018, 00:48
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Very clever Tanaka-san. Now get it out again...

I was curious
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Old 19th Nov 2018, 02:56
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Perhaps a teeny bit early on the roundout this time, Hoskins-san.
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Old 19th Nov 2018, 04:19
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ATC: JAL 123, say intentions

JAL 123: Well I have always wanted to own a chicken farm.
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