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Old 15th Nov 2018, 18:30
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The navigator’s smirk inevitably was the prelude to a fart of epic intensity
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 19:17
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If mental telepathy works, we won't have to worry about radio signals being intercepted.
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 19:41
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"Nope it's no good, we will never get the tail up, someone's going to have to go down the back and offload fatso Goering"
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 19:44
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"I say captain, those chaps standing back on the airfield, they look awfully like our gunners"
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 19:47
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Didn't there used to be an engine on that wing?
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 19:49
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"Is that a barrage balloon on zer cable over London?"
"Nein, that vill be Boris"
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 19:52
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Vot iss die Deutsch fur UFO?
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 22:25
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"Look over there! Somebody is drawing a Sky Penis!"
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 22:53
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Radio to pilot. The CRM 114 Decodes as Wing Attack Plan R
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Old 15th Nov 2018, 23:25
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OK, we're nowhere near London, dump the bombs... did we hit anything?

Goring.

We bombered zer Reichsmarschall?
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Old 16th Nov 2018, 00:36
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Slow down Skipper, the recce cameraís u/s again and I canít draw very quick!
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Old 16th Nov 2018, 04:44
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Hans!
Yes?
Hans!!
Yes??
Hans!!!
For Gods Sake, what??
I can see your house from here.
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Old 16th Nov 2018, 07:27
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Ok Hans, from the top: "La-la-la-la-la-laaaaaah"
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Old 16th Nov 2018, 08:09
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The BBC are playing our tune..

Ttfn
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Old 16th Nov 2018, 08:11
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So this is the Mach Loop..have you got your rude sign ready for the spotters..

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Old 16th Nov 2018, 08:50
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Tell Angela we can stop the bombing, they're self destructing.
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Old 16th Nov 2018, 09:44
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"Straight and level" flying with Kapitan "Stumpy", who only had one leg, was never popular.
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Old 16th Nov 2018, 10:01
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Ze key to being und gut Luftwaffe crew ist focus und concentration. So, to summarise...oh, was ist das?
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Old 16th Nov 2018, 10:06
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"Hans, ven you talked me into zis trip on ze London Eye, I didn't realise you ver gonna bring all your toys..."
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Old 16th Nov 2018, 10:22
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EYES FRONT!!!


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