Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Old 5th Apr 2008, 08:07
  #5141 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 12,329
Yes, it has. (Can't stop - I'm just going to use the search facility to see what won last time).
ShyTorque is offline  
Old 5th Apr 2008, 08:27
  #5142 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 76


This great grandma was waiting for kids to come back after allowing them to play in their inflatable...
RAFEmployee is offline  
Old 5th Apr 2008, 15:15
  #5143 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Pewsey, UK
Posts: 1,911
Arse. Apologies - so long since I've won a round . . .
The Nr Fairy is offline  
Old 5th Apr 2008, 22:10
  #5144 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 12,329
Just find another...
ShyTorque is offline  
Old 6th Apr 2008, 03:51
  #5145 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In the workshop, Prune-whispering.
Age: 67
Posts: 740
Four days later and Gladys was determined to get value for money from the hire fee!
PingDit is offline  
Old 6th Apr 2008, 04:02
  #5146 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Pewsey, UK
Posts: 1,911
ST - didn't want to upset RAFEmployee.

May I also suggest this one, with a slightly more military focus:

The Nr Fairy is offline  
Old 6th Apr 2008, 06:56
  #5147 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Mystic Orient
Posts: 315
Where the **** have I left my car keys?
seekayess is offline  
Old 6th Apr 2008, 08:08
  #5148 (permalink)  
6Z3
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: God's Country
Posts: 641
With one clean shot Kal reckoned he could add a copper rheumatism band, a pair of powerful bi-focals, a digital hearing aid, a colostomy bag, a neck mounted panic button, a folding deckchair and a dogpoop bin.
6Z3 is offline  
Old 6th Apr 2008, 09:07
  #5149 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Emptying the litter bin
Age: 60
Posts: 373
Stick a broom up me ass and I'll sweep the floor aswell
PICKS135 is offline  
Old 6th Apr 2008, 11:23
  #5150 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Transiting the M27
Age: 46
Posts: 278
That's all very well but it's still 3billion over budget and five years too late.
Beatriz Fontana is offline  
Old 6th Apr 2008, 11:51
  #5151 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 76
ST - didn't want to upset RAFEmployee.
Don't worry mate, took it in the I o W, thought it was fun.
RAFEmployee is offline  
Old 6th Apr 2008, 14:28
  #5152 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: In the workshop, Prune-whispering.
Age: 67
Posts: 740
Victorinox were sure they had a market winner with the 'self defence' additional blade!
PingDit is offline  
Old 6th Apr 2008, 14:48
  #5153 (permalink)  
brickhistory
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Fisher-Price unveils the 'The Rambo' mobile............
 
Old 6th Apr 2008, 18:50
  #5154 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Shrops
Posts: 209
Sick of getting slotted by 10 year old kids in Call Of Duty Deathmatch, Fred comes up with the ultimate 'mod'.

Or

30 years after the original, Mattel come up with the 'Johnny 97' gun.
splitbrain is offline  
Old 6th Apr 2008, 19:32
  #5155 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Transiting the M27
Age: 46
Posts: 278
Go go gadget corkscrew!
Beatriz Fontana is offline  
Old 6th Apr 2008, 19:36
  #5156 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 25
Not to be outdone, the Americans slightly modified the swiss version of the rifle by adding a set of keys to it.
OCDave is offline  
Old 7th Apr 2008, 11:38
  #5157 (permalink)  
6Z3
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: God's Country
Posts: 641
OK, which bast**d superglued the eyepiece!
6Z3 is offline  
Old 7th Apr 2008, 15:48
  #5158 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: ball gazing
Posts: 296
...and with this new, improved version you don't even need to be that close to the horse to remove a stone from it's hoof....
mystic_meg is offline  
Old 7th Apr 2008, 16:00
  #5159 (permalink)  
6Z3
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: God's Country
Posts: 641
Hold on, you're absolutely right; by looking just to one side you can pick out a very faint outline of a charisma....and if I'm not mistaken I think you'll find it's Brown....and colourless.
6Z3 is offline  
Old 7th Apr 2008, 16:47
  #5160 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Where Alberts are Fixed
Age: 57
Posts: 90
...and DON'T forget to forward assist!
Mactlsm1 is online now  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service

Copyright 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.