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Old 7th Nov 2018, 01:42
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After cumming up for air, eventually, and asking the filly her name he was surprised when she said 'Elizabeth Windsor' and my Sister Margaret over there
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 01:54
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Doris holds the paper close to her chest to prevent them reading the full inside story, "Monday, my 7th Bomber crew in a row"
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 01:57
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Little did she know, Bruce was the crews rear gunner.
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 02:19
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Morning after the party a Posting (Un-Accompanied) to a one man weather station at south end, South Georgia Island was received for the brash young fellow.
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 05:36
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The original Page 3 Girl.
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 08:20
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"I did not have sex with that woman" boss told AOC.
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 08:24
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All together now;

Izika zumba, zumba, zumba
Izika, zumba, zumba, zay
Hold her down, you Zulu warrior
Hold her down, you Zulu chief, chief, chief

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Old 7th Nov 2018, 09:32
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FlgOff Fanshaw was an odd devil, and his choice of off-duty wardrobe often raised a few eyebrows in the mess, but by God, some nights he was popular!
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 11:07
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Everyone but the CO had taken advantage of a free celebratory issue of razorblades.
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 11:31
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"Mags off....... Sucking in...."
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 12:29
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And the Boss demonstrates Goblin Teasmaid
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 12:44
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The chaps didn’t know that the CO’s DFC actually meant “Doris Fumbling Champion”
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 13:22
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TCT welcomed back after her first successful solo flight to celebrate VE Day while her crew look on.
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 16:35
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"So when do we start getting beer served in pint glasses again?"
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 16:44
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"So there I was, trousers down, in a crowd, on fire, nothing on my cock but the maker's name...."
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 17:06
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"Dear Mum,

I thought you might like to see a photo of us all celebrating VE Day.
There were some photos taken after this one, but somehow they all got torn up.

Wish you were here. Your loving Son."
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 17:12
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“Dear Mum,

We had a great party celebrating VE Day with the Aussies, as you can see from this photo. I think you may need to start knitting baby booties.

Nervously, your devoted daughter,

Doris”
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 17:39
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"Dear Doris,

Thank you for the lovely photo.
I don't think you need fear the consequences of kissing a man, as long as you do it standing up.
And keep your knees together.

Your ever-loving Mum."
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 17:43
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“Dear Daddy,

As you can see from the photo, the Aussies are a lively crowd. I don’t think I’ve been permanently damaged, but the Doc says a couple of days solo bed rest may be a good idea,

Love to Mum,

Doris
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Old 7th Nov 2018, 18:47
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"Hey Dad, looks like I'll be coming home in one piece. Had thought of marrying a Sheila here, but she seems to prefer facial hair and higher rank. Give the sheep a bath for me. See ya soon. Bruce."
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