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The British population can rest easy as The government has laid up a large supply of Brexit Bread to help feed the masses after the no deal crash out......
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The wooden boxes and the weight gave the game away that this wasn't edible bread but money.
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"At least Jerry tried to disguise their sawdust added to eak out their flour supplies"
Army Bread.....isn’t that an oxymoron like Military Intelligence?
Faced with a lifetime of eating this even the most hardened Guantanamo prisoners started to sing like canaries
Dr Jones exitedly opens the Ark of the Covenant is slightly dissapointed to find the Fed's had already been there
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Billy was well pissed off on Christmas day to find his Baker dad had squandered all the money for the presents
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in a cost cutting measure Ryanair produces s new in flight menu. Supply your own water
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Billy was well pissed off on Christmas day to find his Baker dad had squandered all the money for the presents
or
in a cost cutting measure Ryanair produces s new in flight menu. Supply your own water
Hey 
, I am sure I ate one of those a few years ago when attached to a USN Harbour Defense unit......it was in the MRE they gave me.
, I am sure I ate one of those a few years ago when attached to a USN Harbour Defense unit......it was in the MRE they gave me.
New Stock compared to British Army current issue!
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An army catering spokesman admitted that the bread tasted horrible and a small box weighed 50 lbs, but it was designed to last at least 150 years.
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Going one better than Linford Christie's lunch box the US Army prepared for psychological warfare in the sandbox.
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“Sir!! It’s 2 SQN on the blower, monumental ball’s up!
the CO is asking why they’ve received two tonnes of bread for their Typhoon ordenance?!? If that’s true what hell did we send Catering Corps??........
.....Sir!! Line two, it’s Catering Corp...the Chef Sgt is asking whats Mauser 27mm, when he asked for Hovis 27 slices, what shall I tell them?!?
*%#+*^> hell! ....Tell the Sgt not to put his in the flaming oven!”
the CO is asking why they’ve received two tonnes of bread for their Typhoon ordenance?!? If that’s true what hell did we send Catering Corps??........
.....Sir!! Line two, it’s Catering Corp...the Chef Sgt is asking whats Mauser 27mm, when he asked for Hovis 27 slices, what shall I tell them?!?
*%#+*^> hell! ....Tell the Sgt not to put his in the flaming oven!”
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Meanwhile, where's bloody Wensleydale? Doesn't he know he has work to do? I'll give him until lunchtime and then open it up to one of the three 'Mentions' in post 51362.
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