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Old 3rd Nov 2018, 22:37
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The wooden boxes and the weight gave the game away that this wasn't edible bread but money.
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Old 3rd Nov 2018, 22:40
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A solution to Pres Trump's problem about where to get all the building materials for his wall from, if he can't import steel from China without paying massive import duties.
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Old 3rd Nov 2018, 23:11
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"At least Jerry tried to disguise their sawdust added to eak out their flour supplies"
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Old 3rd Nov 2018, 23:29
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Army Bread.....isnít that an oxymoron like Military Intelligence?
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Old 3rd Nov 2018, 23:30
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Faced with a lifetime of eating this even the most hardened Guantanamo prisoners started to sing like canaries
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Old 3rd Nov 2018, 23:38
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If that's the Bread, you can keep your Circus'!!!
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 00:37
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Dr Jones exitedly opens the Ark of the Covenant is slightly dissapointed to find the Fed's had already been there
or
Billy was well pissed off on Christmas day to find his Baker dad had squandered all the money for the presents
or
in a cost cutting measure Ryanair produces s new in flight menu. Supply your own water
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 00:47
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General Custer having sent a message back to Base 'Send Suprise' was pissed of to find Base had sent 'Supplies' ( only works if you have seen the advert )
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 00:59
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The prisoners at Alkatraz were pleased to get fresh bread ( well fresh for them)
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 01:09
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Hey , I am sure I ate one of those a few years ago when attached to a USN Harbour Defense unit......it was in the MRE they gave me.
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 01:33
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New Stock compared to British Army current issue!
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 01:22
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YO COOKIE- The shipment of surplus bread from the Khufu contractors has just arrived here in Fort Wobegone - just in time for dinner.
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 07:37
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An army catering spokesman admitted that the bread tasted horrible and a small box weighed 50 lbs, but it was designed to last at least 150 years.
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 10:49
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Going one better than Linford Christie's lunch box the US Army prepared for psychological warfare in the sandbox.
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 10:51
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So that's why they call them doughboys...
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 11:22
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ďSir!! Itís 2 SQN on the blower, monumental ballís up!
the CO is asking why theyíve received two tonnes of bread for their Typhoon ordenance?!? If thatís true what hell did we send Catering Corps??........

.....Sir!! Line two, itís Catering Corp...the Chef Sgt is asking whats Mauser 27mm, when he asked for Hovis 27 slices, what shall I tell them?!?

*%#+*^> hell! ....Tell the Sgt not to put his in the flaming oven!Ē

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Old 4th Nov 2018, 11:47
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No, that's not the lid from a box, that's one of the slices.
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 13:00
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Hard Men.....Hardtack!
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Old 4th Nov 2018, 15:33
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Meanwhile, where's bloody Wensleydale? Doesn't he know he has work to do? I'll give him until lunchtime and then open it up to one of the three 'Mentions' in post 51362.
Sorry Chaps - got whisked away from my confuser for a day or so and couldn't get connected.

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Old 4th Nov 2018, 15:52
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale View Post
Sorry Chaps - got whisked away from my confuser for a day or so and couldn't get connected.
Is real life an excuse?
Once this bread is toasted Iím tempted to give you the starter for the next one, assuming you have a good one to offer. Anyone disagree?
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