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Old 31st Oct 2018, 07:22
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"As usual, Hoskins, you are not so much flying as going through the motions...."
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Old 31st Oct 2018, 09:08
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Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
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Old 31st Oct 2018, 13:16
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"I say Ginger, things are getting a bit sticky round here."
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Old 31st Oct 2018, 19:43
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"Won't Betty be surprised when she sees we have picked up some new webbing for her in Rangoon"
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Old 31st Oct 2018, 19:47
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"And I said to the postings officer, I don't care where you send me, I will even fight with the Chinese if there is sex available, and he said I'm going to post you too where you will get a hump every day.... It never dawned on me it was a mountain range"
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Old 31st Oct 2018, 19:56
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"Oi, you three, KEEP OFF THE GRASS"
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Old 31st Oct 2018, 23:20
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Gotta hurry lads first one to make an erotic sandcastle of Section Officer Harvey wins before the tide comes back in
or
If Section Officer Harvey ever sees what we did we are in real trouble
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Old 1st Nov 2018, 02:09
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"Oi, you shower, when you're on my parade ground, you WILL march.
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Old 1st Nov 2018, 02:14
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P/O Prune and P/O Hoskins were both sent for a run to the sightboard in full parachute rig, as per the notes given by the Duty Instructor to Corporal Punishment.
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Old 1st Nov 2018, 02:36
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Guy on the left.

I am only following these pilots because if there is any Gin in this god forsaken hell hole, they will find it !
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Old 1st Nov 2018, 08:50
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Typical, Muscles tells us how easy the 1.5 miles run is but he isn't carrying a parachute.
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Old 1st Nov 2018, 15:15
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"I say Spiffy.....this Exchange thing with the Yanks is not what we are used to at all."
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Old 1st Nov 2018, 16:52
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I may be tempted to judge in the morning, giving free rein to someone else for the weekend. Who will it be?

I blame myself, and my poor offering, for the paucity of seriously giggle-worthy entries ... a thin crowd this time, and desperately needing the local knowledge of Danny42C.
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Old 1st Nov 2018, 17:13
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"Why does the coffee in the mess always taste like this mud?"

"Don't know - the chef says it is fresh ground every morning!"
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Old 1st Nov 2018, 22:00
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First we get stuffed in GroBags, and then we have to stand in water.
I can only hope we don't get prooned as well.
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Old 1st Nov 2018, 22:52
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Did I just stand on a sniper ?

Ttfn
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Old 1st Nov 2018, 23:00
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Oi, why are walking through all this mud, instead of the grass perimeter track

Because we are being summoned for a another bollocking by the Staish, the least we can do is get his office floor all muddy !
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Old 2nd Nov 2018, 09:26
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"Two aircraft, two parachutists and only one pilot! Get me HR on the phone now!"
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Old 2nd Nov 2018, 09:37
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You think this is bad? I saw poor old Ginger belly land ker-splat! right in the middle of the biggest, deepest ruddy paddy field I've ever seen... He'll be hours wading out of there...
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Old 2nd Nov 2018, 10:31
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OK, chaps, decision time. As usual, good quality entries, but sadly missing Danny's input [get better soon, Guv'nor].

Honorable mentions in 'de patches' to:

ShyTorque ... "According to these plans, the rest of the squadron buried theirs just here..."

Pontius Navigator ... "Oi, you three, KEEP OFF THE GRASS"

ivor toolbox ... "Did I just stand on a sniper ?






... but I award muddy custardy of the CST to the Baldrick-esque submission of:

Wensleydale
"Why does the coffee in the mess always taste like this mud?"
"Don't know - the chef says it is fresh ground every morning!"

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