Caption competition

[pasta]

Thank you, I'm honoured. CST now has pride of place on the mantelpiece.

I'm going away for a few days, and don't trust Pprune to play properly with my mobile. Rather than keep you all waiting, would Artie (who's caption I thought far better than mine) like to have a go?

[artee]

Thanks! Try this:

[MPN11]

Airline failures are increasingly common.

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[Kiltrash]

England football team returning from Seville discover the Spanish airport handlers have a sense of humor
or
In a effort to speed up boarding, Ryanair have another look at Speedy Boarding
or
KGB apply Stealth paint on the transport for the agents to Salisbury

[Kiltrash]

Ding Dong, "We announce the arrival of flight 75 from London, we request all customers to assist with ofloading, cleaning, re fulling and turning round your aircraft. The last 2 customers to report will be assigned the Toilet Truck".... CHARGE

[andytug]

All aboard the first flight to Brexit!


{fits tin hat}

[c52]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, your bus will be here shortly. It was last reported two minutes late and to regain the time, it will not actually land but you will board it while it hovers."

[Kiltrash]

When the planned B737 goes tech Ryanair source a A380 and have free boarding. Everone wants the top deck

[Pontius Navigator]

Would be asylum seekers didn't realise the meaning of Air Bridge.

[Kiltrash]

The maintenance crew wait the first F35 to land at Marham so they can swarm over it
or
Having oversold the plane and no takers for being bumped the Captain decides to just go and leave the last 30 stranded

[Wensleydale]

Radar fitters await the arrival of an F-18 following the tech-warn that it may have suffered slight damage in a birdstrike.

[Ascend Charlie]

The UK Brexit team practices for the Lemming Games.

[Buster Hyman]

One step too far Martin, one step too far!

[Buster Hyman]

Ryanair Ramp notice. With immediate effect, all steps are to be placed in the down position when not attached to an aircraft.

[Buster Hyman]

...and here, we have an example of how difficult it is to work up through the ranks to Airline Management...

[Kiltrash]

At Tijuana Airport Mexicans take every option to practice getting over the wall.
or
At Dublin Airport EU National's practice getting over the hard border

[Kiltrash]

At Schipol Airport, the news of the Dutch boy removing his thumb is met with panic

[Hydromet]

The failure of Ansett caught everyone by surprise.

[Ascend Charlie]

No point putting any more up here, Hydromet has got it in the bag!

[Pontius Navigator]

Get the last plane if you can
Out of this place
Nothing matters