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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 23:55
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The Men's Rest Room had such a good view, they even provided binoculars, though Hoskins always liked using them backwards and looking at his Old Fella.
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 00:07
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Must be A British Airship, One guy actually working and the other 2 just standing around getting in the way.

Hat, Coat, Door.......
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 01:08
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Looks like Salisbury Cathedral to me Mr Putin

Ttfn
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 05:57
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According to Newton’s third law Sir do not Fart! It may cause an overspeed or put us in reverse depending on the direction your standing.....
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 06:17
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"Ah cannae hold it Captain - the di-lithium crystals will blow if Ah go any faster..."
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 06:25
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Mr O'Leary, I can see a man the climbing the mooring rope, I think he missed us departing from Dublin and still wants inboard
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Now that we are at 2000 feet above the sporting venue, we need them to invent Television signals to bounce off us
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Call the captain, we are approaching Lakehurst and we are scheduled to put on a show once we skip round that storm cell
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 06:29
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I know that weight is everything but they could have supplied us with chairs
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 06:50
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Ah! New Jersey, weathers fine, prepare to returning tobacco and matches as the passengers disembark and Hoskins hows my Breakfast going?

Your Crepes Flambe is nearly ready Sir........
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 07:50
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"Do hurry op, Schmidt, there's a queue here."
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 09:52
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I tell you this is the future of air transport into the next millenium
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 10:06
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I know this is the maiden flight, and we can expect some engineering snags, but an inverted pee tube, really!
It's not a snag, sir, that's the delivery end.
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 10:07
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I know this is the maiden flight, and we can expect some engineering snags, but an inverted pee tube, really!
It's not a snag, sir, that's the delivery end.
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 10:23
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Formation-keeping in The Red Dirigibles required intense concentration.
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 10:28
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Vhy do ve ave to vear zese silly flat caps?
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 10:57
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Originally Posted by Pontius Navigator
Vhy do ve ave to vear zese silly flat caps?
Because die Pickelhaube might puncture a gas bag.
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 11:00
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"One day, when they fix the heating system, we will be able to fly our photo-recce missions in just cargo pants and a polo shirt. Of course, they will have to invent them first."
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 12:08
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"Passing Cranfield now Sir on the Starboard side"
"Very good No1, you better get onto the purser and let him know early breakfasts for the passengers tomorrow morning and to brief the passengers that we should be arriving at Cardington before lunch.
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 12:09
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"Do you think if we promise not to play musical chairs again, they will bring back the seating?"
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 12:13
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"We need more lift, please pass on my compliments to the Labour Party upstairs and tell them they may start their conference speeches now"
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Old 3rd Oct 2018, 12:16
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"The fokkers attacking again from the stb side Captain"
"That's an Albatross No 1"
"No, I was correct in my first assumption Sir!"
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