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Old 1st Oct 2018, 14:26
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When told her photos had been uploaded to the cloud, a suspicious Doris went looking for them.
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Old 1st Oct 2018, 15:23
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Doris gazes out into space, blissfully unaware that she is breathing in nearly 20 years worth of recirculated farts.
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Old 1st Oct 2018, 15:36
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Doris wonder if the rest of the crew are talking about her after overhearing them talking about the scrubbers needing changing.
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Old 1st Oct 2018, 16:14
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Doris was confident that this time her caption would win the CST and she was determined to record it's arrival...
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Old 1st Oct 2018, 16:33
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Not yet having read the captions may I put on some of mine, then i will have a look and call

Doris called out, "Anyone else hear that hissing sound from the cracked glass in the Cupola was dissapointed to find all the other crew were in Spacesuits
Or
Having published compromising pictures of President Trump / President Putin / Prince Harry in the tabloid press , Valerie / Terishkova / Susan was disappointed about her next assignment for the longest time in space by a photographer
or
Louise was surprised to find the advert for female astronauts had not included that they would be the designated cleaner, leaving her little time for scientific studies
or (last one)
Lottie was surprised that when using the 800 mm lens a clear picture of her husbands car parked at her sisters house was clearly visable
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Old 1st Oct 2018, 17:20
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After many a chortle and so many to chose from
In forth place is Ivor with ..... I'm not spying, I just want a picture of Salisbury Cathedral
in third place is Hydromet with .. When their main satellite failed, Google Earth had to resort to manual mode. .
In Second is Buster with ..... Doris took a photo because she wasn't sure the Dash Cam got footage of that maniac in the Tesla that almost hit the station!
But the deserved winner is .... Traffic with .... Han and Chewie looked at each other in consternation. Where had she come from?

Please take the trophy and honour Traffic Is Er Was
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Old 1st Oct 2018, 22:27
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So near and yet so far. Congratulations Traffic.
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 12:10
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.......
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 12:46
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To maintain a sense of what really happens on this thread, replying to Buster's graphic picture . . .

Yellow Arrows Formation Applause Team during a practise session.
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 13:12
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Practice makes perfect, and their formation is impeccable!
Thank you Kiltrash.
Have at this captioneers:

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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 13:22
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The Airlander Development Team have decided to go back to first principles.
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 13:43
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OK, so ve haf die Control Tower ... now vere issss der Air Traffic?

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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 13:43
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"Is there a woman here?" (turns round) "Ah, my dear, just raise the blinds so we can see out, will you?"
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 13:45
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“Captain Nemo calling Broadsword ... over.”
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 13:47
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“Are those binoculars Zeiss’s?”
”No, they’re mine!”
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 13:50
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Airship!
Gesundheit!
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 13:51
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The Captain was a real prick, which made his command of a Zeppelin all the more surprising!
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 13:52
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I tell you Carruthers, this is the future of warfare right here! Who can touch us up here eh?
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 13:54
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Is that PORT white or starboard White ? NO - Port is red ...
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Old 2nd Oct 2018, 14:11
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So it's made entirely from Meccano 1 and 2 Kits and twelve Sainsbury 'Bags for Life'?
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