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Old 29th Sep 2018, 02:56
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Han and Chewie looked at each other in consternation. Where had she come from?
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 06:08
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The first ever photograph of a woman who does not complain about putting on weight!
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 09:04
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"It's an astronauts watch, they're slightly bigger"
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 09:05
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"SO, I told them I was a Nikon owner and was ostracised, the next think I knew was I was banished up here,"
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 09:08
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"Well, Per ardua ad astra they said............ Now what?
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 09:42
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"They're studying the effects of weightlessness on my piles"
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 09:45
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"The gravity of the situation soon dawned on Doris, a six month tour in space and no mirror to check her hair."
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 10:13
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Alice went to extreme lengths to find evidence of her husband's infidelity.
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 10:14
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What goes on detachment, stays on detachment rules no longer apply as the HIVE goes pro-active!
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 11:17
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"I thought the Mile High Club would be more fun than this !"
 
Old 29th Sep 2018, 12:54
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Doris realised her misunderstanding of Alexei's offer of a mere trip of a few hundred kilometers had drastic consequences.
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 12:55
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Dangers of Women in Space, #27: They lose focus easily...
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 12:57
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After six months on the space station, Doris finally snaps!
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 12:58
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It was about this time that she wished she'd stolen a TIE fighter with a seat.
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 13:41
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"OK, Doris, it's time for re-entry." "Oh goody, I haven't tried it that way before!"

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"Soyuz?" "Oh no, it's much better now, thank you!"
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 13:51
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Monique wanted photographic evidence of her crewmate's hyper-inflated Space Suit the morning after the weekly Curry Night aboard the Space Station.

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Old 29th Sep 2018, 13:52
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Having monitored the planet's internet for over a year with no success, Expedition 1 decided to look for visual indications of intelligent life on Earth.
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 14:07
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A quick and inappropriate grab by a fellow crewmember proved it ... In space you CAN hear someone scream.
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 14:22
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"Ground control to Major peeping Tom"
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Old 29th Sep 2018, 14:24
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"Budget conscious Britain launch their version of the Hubble telescope"
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