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Old 24th Sep 2018, 23:36
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After the deck crew kept on stealing the aircrew sandwich’s, the pilots decided to make life difficult for the next watch to spot the aircraft
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Old 24th Sep 2018, 23:37
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Hey it takes skil to land that badly !
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Old 24th Sep 2018, 23:39
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The RN being big on tradition thought it was just perfect that the first F 35 pilot would be the grandson of Robbie “vertical” Smith - Robinson, famous for his exploits as an exchange pilot with the USN.
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 00:59
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Sorry sir I realize the flaps are still down which indicates I did not complete my after landing checks. I will try to better in the future
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 05:35
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Uh oh, this is gonna hurt... ooh fantastic, there's the Hershey Bar I dropped last week!
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 06:27
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At the last minute, Sully noticed the ship!
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 06:49
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Following a few unfortunate incidents, the USN decided to withdraw the latest Mk 23 super-sensitive magnetic compass from service.
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 06:50
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Okay...now, do you know what you did wrong there Son?
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 06:51
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Tom Daley soon realised that his application to join the Navy was an error.
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 06:51
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Oh boy! That last wave was a beauty!
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 06:54
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Umm, Pappy wants a word Lt.
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 07:09
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at least the propeller is re usable
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and that is why engine failure before V1 means you have runway length to stop in time
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During the deployment, having crashed all the squadrons aircraft, Abe was given one last chance, and still stuffed it up.
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 08:16
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"Sorry Hank, but the Captain has just withdrawn your application to join the Blue Angels".
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 08:18
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"OK Maverick! How many times do I have to warn you about busting the Hard Deck???!!!"
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 08:19
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Caption Comp

The pre-flight walk round did not start well.
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 09:37
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"You shouldn't adopt that attitude, Hoskins. And I don't regard your excuse that it saves on tyre wear as a good one either."

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Old 25th Sep 2018, 10:07
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"S'funny - I'm sure the last one I flew had a nose wheel!"

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"Oi Admiral! Did you not hear me shout CLEAR PROP?"
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 10:17
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Is it a Goodyear? No, not after that "landing"...
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 13:06
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Ensign Musk gets the first inkling of an idea that might come in handy one day.
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Old 25th Sep 2018, 13:07
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Why leave the flaps down? It gives me somewhere to sit while waiting for the ladder.
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