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Old 7th Sep 2018, 13:02
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Brums, well known for his ability to sleep anywhere at any time, found a way to never be late for an Op.
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Old 7th Sep 2018, 15:05
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Left a bit; right a bit. An early pilot for the quiz show "The Golden Shot".
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Old 7th Sep 2018, 18:09
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The Royal Military Mounted Police demonstrate not leaving footprints behind when they search for clues such as marks in the ground.
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Old 7th Sep 2018, 18:29
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"It looks like I'm going to be left hanging around for another week"
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Old 7th Sep 2018, 19:57
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A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!
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Old 7th Sep 2018, 21:33
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The corporal's idea for a 'shock and awe' kissagram to be planted on the cheek of The Queen Bee made up for its seeming lack of subtlety by its sheer originality.
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Old 7th Sep 2018, 21:49
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Brian's idea of getting a round in was somewhat unusual....
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Old 7th Sep 2018, 21:50
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Cuban eight my a*se. I'm doing a barrel roll.
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Old 7th Sep 2018, 22:17
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I swear it's safe Hoskins, and it's 100% guaranteed to remove haemorrhoids!
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Old 7th Sep 2018, 22:36
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Last orders, please folks. I intend to judge tomorrow evening (I've only just got home after a 400 mile drive in heavy traffic so I'm in no fit state to do a fair job tonight).
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Old 7th Sep 2018, 23:18
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AC2 Dibble's invariable response to any invidious situation was "up yer bum!" Then the fates conspired...
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 08:21
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And that's why we wear Hi-Vis Hoskins!
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 13:02
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Some great captions to this one, Thanks to all who entered.
I was going to let this run for a bit longer but I've been told I'm taking someone out tonight - so I'd better get this judged now!

Runner up: #50078 Buster Hyman:
"Pyle. You might want to duck when they open fire"
Just pushed to one side by a caption of a very slightly higher "calibre":

Winner: #50128 Wensleydale:
"Brian's idea of getting a round in was slightly unusual..."
Well done, Wensleydale - please reload and fire in your own time!
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 15:13
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Oh dear. Here we go again....

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Old 8th Sep 2018, 15:24
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"Sooner him than me !"
 
Old 8th Sep 2018, 16:01
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How is it we've got all the feathers, but are stuck on the ground?
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 16:05
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Sergeant!
Sir!
Gallop over to the tower, and get us permission to cross the 23 threshold.
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 16:29
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 16:58
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Me volounteer for this RFC outfit General? I see it as Horses for courses, I will stick with the 4th Foot and Mouth its far safer.
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 17:23
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This Trenchard chappie might be on to something with that contraption
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