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Not a Caption. Glad to have made the short-list. I shall be absent for the next week of so, as the warmth of Valletta beckons. Up to 32ºC today, IIRC, so much cooling wine will be needed! Dinner table booked already 
However, I shall depart with ...
"Good riddance, Chris Evans."
However, I shall depart with ...
"Good riddance, Chris Evans."
ffoulkes-Brown of the Foreign Office had begun to realise that negotiating with the French scallop fishermen might involve rather more than gun-boat diplomacy...
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I demand a recount on the result.... ohh hang on.. no, that was Brexit.
Ok on with an entry for this one
I wouldn't push your luck mate, you came off lightly, he was aiming for your anus.
Ok on with an entry for this one
I wouldn't push your luck mate, you came off lightly, he was aiming for your anus.
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Don't worry lad, we will soon have you back with your missus on that jet.
Well it's better than walking to the battlefield, at least this way I won't die tired !
Tanks for the memories !
Platoon Sargent:
Where is Private Buggins ?
Section leader:
He got hung up.......
Where is Private Buggins ?
Section leader:
He got hung up.......
Finally.....some backbone in the Cavalry!
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The trainee tank gunner did not realise that he was being spoofed and APDS did not stand for Armour Piercing Discarding Squaddie.