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Jane was glad she’d brought her parachute bag with her as a precaution.
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"There's definitely a vibration coming from no1 cowling, I can hear it buzzing through my headset."
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"So that's a chemtrail dispenser."
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At the subsequent board of enquiry, the captain stated that when the co-pilot had told him that one of the stewardesses in first class had been sucked out, he didn't realise that this is what he meant.
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Easyjet's new policy of off-boarding disruptive passengers did not work quite as smoothly as intended...
I knew that course 101, Jet Engine repairs for Dummies would come in useful one day
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When the Captain told the passengers we had to off load excess weight as the aircraft was too heavy, Debby was not impressed with Franks suggestion
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Nutloose went into meltdown when with one snap he found the 2 loves in his life, VC10 and Birds
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When the Captain told the passengers we had to off load excess weight as the aircraft was too heavy, Debby was not impressed with Franks suggestion
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Nutloose went into meltdown when with one snap he found the 2 loves in his life, VC10 and Birds
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Buster, that was why Goof always took her with him on trips, so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.
At least Margaret Whitlam knew to let go after kickstarting them!
The RAF's political correctness department has overseen a re-make of Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines. Although women were allowed to fly (as seen), the words of the song ensured that none of them were ever actually IN an aircraft.
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Lucy hadn't fully grasped the concept of the Mile High Club, and was highly unlikely to qualify for membership.