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Old 1st Sep 2018, 17:42
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Jane was glad she’d brought her parachute bag with her as a precaution.
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 19:53
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After the shambles in Niarobi Mrs May has to sneak back in
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 19:58
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Daily Fail headline....

Mrs Superman prevents plane full of Nuns crashing into a Primary School between the baby food factory and the Old Folks home
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 20:03
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To gain extra thrust while attempting a hot and high take off the jet engines are supplemented by a pair of Beans Assisted Takeoff Stewardesses (BATS) strapped on each side
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 20:16
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In a bid to privatise air travel, Jeremy Corbyn gets his secretary to demonstrate overcrowding in standard class.
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 20:34
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Having sat next to the Catholic priest for 30 minutes, Judy decided to find somewhere a little safer.
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 21:07
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"How the Hell did she get on there ?" -
"Never mind that, how are we going to get her off ?"
 
Old 1st Sep 2018, 21:27
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"There's definitely a vibration coming from no1 cowling, I can hear it buzzing through my headset."
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 21:31
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"So that's a chemtrail dispenser."
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 21:40
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At the subsequent board of enquiry, the captain stated that when the co-pilot had told him that one of the stewardesses in first class had been sucked out, he didn't realise that this is what he meant.
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 23:52
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You know Frank, I think that last low pass was a little too low....
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 00:14
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Easyjet's new policy of off-boarding disruptive passengers did not work quite as smoothly as intended...
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 05:08
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Those dammed Jehovah Witness zealots wont take ' I gotta go to work ' at the door any more

{ Inspired by Airplane The Movie. Other religious groups are available}
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 05:12
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Wing Walking stunt goes slightly wrong

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After the sex change operation Tom Cruise still insists on doing her own stunts
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 05:23
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I knew that course 101, Jet Engine repairs for Dummies would come in useful one day

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When the Captain told the passengers we had to off load excess weight as the aircraft was too heavy, Debby was not impressed with Franks suggestion

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Nutloose went into meltdown when with one snap he found the 2 loves in his life, VC10 and Birds
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 08:05
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At least Margaret Whitlam knew to let go after kickstarting them!
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Last week we had Kenneth Williams out there!
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 08:29
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At least Margaret Whitlam knew to let go after kickstarting them!
Buster, that was why Goof always took her with him on trips, so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Old 2nd Sep 2018, 09:04
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The RAF's political correctness department has overseen a re-make of Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines. Although women were allowed to fly (as seen), the words of the song ensured that none of them were ever actually IN an aircraft.
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Lucy hadn't fully grasped the concept of the Mile High Club, and was highly unlikely to qualify for membership.
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