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Old 1st Sep 2018, 03:24
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"No Mrs. Bond, I expect you to die!"
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 03:29
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Thank you Cavuman1 for bravely taking up the great responsibility. I shall send over the CS Trophy for your safekeeping

Clear Sky
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 06:23
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"Captain, did you retract the flaps?"
"FO, there are some flaps that just will not retract..."
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 07:24
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Great picture - but I wonder what happened to the photographer?

Caption: You would think that they could find room inside for the relief cabin crew . . . .
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 08:18
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Edna only admitted to herself that she had a weight problem when she noticed the position of the trim tab...
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 08:20
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What goes on deployment, stays on deployment...….or so the co-pilot thought.
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 08:20
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Auditions are well on the way to cast the new Miss Wayward Body.
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 08:21
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Ryan Air introduce the new outside toilet on their Dublin service.
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 08:25
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The actress playing Daenerys Targaryen in the new updated Game of Thrones says that she much preferred travelling by dragon....
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 09:30
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Apple's integration of SIRI into the first gen iJet posed a considerable challenge to the designers.
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 11:43
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Ooooohhhhh, this is so much better than the washing machine.

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Old 1st Sep 2018, 12:08
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Before star trek this was a klingon

Or

Ah RR engine I will be ok then

Or

Phew almost missed it ( remember the old Routemaster bus in London with the open back)

Or

ATC ...Bit low there Capt Hoskins through Tower Bridge on your retirement flight



Sent from my Samsung device
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 12:10
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MAYDAY MAYDAY bird strike in the left engine
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 12:13
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Eurofghter Typhoon pilot sent up to give the MAYDAY Aircraft reporting a bird strike in the left engine reports unusual fluid spraying from the thrust reverser
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 12:46
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 13:12
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NOT A CAPTION
cavuman1,

You have my vote as The Best Caption Ever.
 
Old 1st Sep 2018, 14:18
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Pilots.....willing to do anything to get a Bird's pants down!
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 14:54
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Following a domestic disagreement, Mrs MPN11 finds she is NOT flying Business Class on this trip.
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 16:43
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Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
Ooooohhhhh, this is so much better than the washing machine.

NOT A CAPTION.

Toss up between this and Kiltrash's bird strike one, not going to beat either of those!
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Old 1st Sep 2018, 16:45
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"Hoskins, did you remember to check the stewardess as part of the walk round....?"
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