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Old 20th Aug 2018, 10:40
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The Black and White Minstrels were never the same after their face paint was removed.
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 10:56
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The Aberdeen-Dyce “Grab a Granny” event relocated from the Skean Dhu Hotel Bar!
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 11:08
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"I said pension off, not on"
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 11:53
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More controversy as photos emerge of Ima MacMoore-Money when she landed after her solo round-the-world flight ( from Aberdeen to Edinburgh ) appear in Scotland's newspapers. It would have gone totally unnoticed had it not been for an English tourist actually reading the article and not just using it as fish&chips wrapping.
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 14:47
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Well, that's the cabin crew sorted, now where do we put the pax?
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 14:52
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Buster - but to be sure the pilots will find the entrances.......
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 15:13
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The US Special Service arranges a distraction when Air Force 1 arrives in Dyce by having the girls pose in swimsuits suitable for the Scottish weather
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 15:16
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Nicola goes on a whistle stop tour of Scotland but for her protection recruits some body doubles to distract assassination
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 15:24
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After BCal's DC 10 goes tech the crew are forced to return to Prestwick singlely as the company hack is a bit small, arrange a rock scissors paper contest to decide the order

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BCAL girls audition for the Julie Andrews role in Sound of Music
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 15:57
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Maureen aged 25, commented that although being an Air Hostess is a glamorous job, the rarified atmosphere on board an aircraft is known to suck the moisture out of ones skin.
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 15:58
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 16:02
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"I said bring a Piper along.... you know, as in blowing into a windbag and making a noise that some believe is music"
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 16:19
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This was the girls' reaction when the Captain showed them his bannocks.
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 17:05
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BCal denies overmanning on Scottish internal services
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Old 20th Aug 2018, 20:59
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BA were rather disappointed with the total assets acquired in the BCal takeover...
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Old 21st Aug 2018, 00:42
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The sobriety test before flight was always a lark.
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Old 21st Aug 2018, 14:15
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Morag and the girls limber up before the flight to ward off DVT on such a long haul

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Morag and the girls having arrived safely from Edinburgh are slightly dissapointed that there was no welcoming party from the gliding club at Lasham
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Old 21st Aug 2018, 18:26
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"Has one of you brought an iron?, if you have could you have a go at some of the creases in the rest of the girls"
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Old 21st Aug 2018, 20:11
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"Never mind, perhaps if you flap your arms a bit faster next time you might actually fly !"
 
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Sometimes you have to put the "Tart" in "Tartan Up" when you want to impress the buyer......
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