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Old 16th Aug 2018, 17:46
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The early days when Peter Sellers conjured images of a different kind of Pink Pussy!
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 18:36
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"Bertie was very happy with the transport arrangement until he heard that Mavis was down the NAAFI boasting that she had a Flight Lieutenant as her bit on the side".

OR:

"Ron Mael, eccentric keyboard player for the pop group "Sparks", arrives in style for a 1940s themed gig".
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 19:07
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"Why am I checking my pulse rate...? We clipped the CO's MG, knocked the Staish off his bicycle and, even worse, ran over Mr Warwick's prize rhubarb..."
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 20:23
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"Sir, Aircraftman Shaw has taken out the Brough Superior, or you could've ridden pillion on me on that ....... Captain Reilly-Ffoull (thinks): "Don't tempt me !"
 
Old 17th Aug 2018, 02:14
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Seeing Corporal Punishment bouncing around on the saddle and obviously enjoying it, Flt Lt Treadigraph had to get a grip on himself.
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 03:31
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"It's nice to have a Triumph between my legs Sir"

"Yes, I was just thinking that myself"
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 12:26
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Proof positive that even on the 1930's 2 up on a scooter doing bag snatches was endemic

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wish they would invent cup holders so the the G&T won't spill
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 12:30
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Sir Sir the bulb on the horn has sprung a leak....so if I need to alert other road users of our prenence would you mind sqwaking 7600 lost comms when I squeeze your [email protected]
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 12:43
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Pre-departure checks included ensuring the Gin dispenser on the handlebars was full.
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 12:44
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"It's a Girl's life in the Royal Sidecar Corps"
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 13:48
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It's no use trying to look innocent Sir, I knows it was you wot undid me bra strap, though 'ow yer managed it beats me...
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 14:06
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Bouncing along the cobblestones beside Mabel, Bertie made use of the first iteration of the HOTAS principle - Hands Over Testicles And Stiffy.
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 14:13
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Depending on how Mabel arranged her skirt when mounting the machine, Bertie was sure he could hear a whistle at approximately 40 mph.
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 14:15
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thinks ... “It’s bad enough letting girls drive. Thank God they’ll never let them near aeroplanes.”
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 14:16
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thinks ... “Hmm, two arificial legs. Is that kinky or what?”
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 14:19
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“Acetylene lamps?”
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 14:45
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"The Staish wasn't keen on having a flag on his staff bike after being told he was supposed to walk along in front waving it."



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Old 17th Aug 2018, 14:47
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 14:50
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AC Shaw enjoyed cross dressing, he believed it came from his past wearing an Arabian Kaftan.
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Old 17th Aug 2018, 14:51
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"And when we get up to 88MPH I slam on the brakes and you disappear forward into the future Sir"
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