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Parade ground tannoy 'Would the driver of car registration no PEN15 please MOOOVE it. You are blocking the Royal Roller'
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On Three the parade will all Stand to Attention.....Not yet Private showoff. ..
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On Three the parade will all Stand to Attention.....Not yet Private showoff. ..
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Jock Campbell was safe....no way could he be hung, drawn, and quartered.....perhaps drawn and quartered perhaps.
RSM Right lads that's the Battalions photograph taken let's all give HMTQ a rousing rendition of the National Anthem....
Troops...' O Flower of Scotland. When will we see your likes again..... ...etc '
Troops...' O Flower of Scotland. When will we see your likes again..... ...etc '
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HMQ ... “I blame Queen Victoria and that man Brown. Trews would be more sensible.”
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RSM ... "All together now ... 'Willy no come back again'. "
Thank God for "Parade Rest". The smirk is because he knows he'll be called to "Attention" soon.
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Ponsenby shows what a little prick he really is.
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Och, when the Colonel sees this picture I'm a Goner'ere.
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"So the last time the Queen visited she said " Orf with his head" and that's how I came to be circumcised"
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Captain slackbladder of the Scottish Army Aircorp looked forward to Her Majesty leaving so he could get in some pole time
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"And for starters your Majesty our catering officer beside you will be serving serving his special Cockaleaky soup"
McTavish suddenly realised that his hilarious plan to offer Her Majesty some popcorn was missing one vital prop.
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