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Old 16th Aug 2018, 12:05
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"We really need to get one a saddle my dear"
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 12:12
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Bertie was underwhelmed when Doris promised to show him how she rides an Indian.
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 12:46
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He's an Officer AND a Gentleman, even gave me his own gloves to keep my hands warm. Hope the poor dear doesn't get too cold or I'll have to thaw him out somehow.
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 13:23
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Danny gets his..."brevet"...
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 13:38
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"Oooh - is that what they call it ?"
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 13:40
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Well we had to find jobs for WSOs displaced by the demise of the Tornado fleet
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 13:50
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Satellite Navigation, 1930s style

(Avoiding any jokes about lady drivers needing navigators!)
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 13:53
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"Home, Janet - and don't spare the horsepower !"
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 13:57
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"Whaddya mean, Doris - you want me to get out and get you going ?"
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 14:09
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Passenger.......I say Bob you drive like a girl
Driver......Well thank you sir

or

Driver.....Help the breaks have failed
Passenger....well that's lucky the doors were open

or

Driver. ...this contraption has 6 reverse gears but only 1 forward
Passenger.....Well it is a Italian design
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 14:15
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Driver......Sir sir we would go a lot faster if you peddled as well

or

Driver .....Siir sir we would go a lot faster if when we go round a right hand bend you leaned right out behind my bottom
Passenger......hmm
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 14:17
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Early photograph of Princess Elizabeth during her war time activities being asked to be Danny's driver
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 14:20
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It was about this time that Flt. Lt. Whittle realised that there would be a great future for an engine which was quiet and vibration free.
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 14:22
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Baldock has a cunning plan to get the Captain excused the trenches ... ....by dressing him as a WRAF corporal
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 14:39
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"I say it's a raspy old engine.. what!"

"No Sir, I just farted"
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 14:57
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"When I leave the RAF Maude, I intend to grow a beard and take up politics, you mark my word, this Corbyn is going places"
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 15:18
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Can't go any faster Sir, your ears are creating too much drag...
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 15:31
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It's was supposed to read RAC, but never mind Sir, it's the same uniform.
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Old 16th Aug 2018, 15:33
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With the smiles on your faces and Mabel's slightly skewiff hat, I don't believe for one minute you came directly from HQ.

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Old 16th Aug 2018, 15:42
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