Caption competition
Far too many Queens here
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After the picture was taken Major Sweaty Ba11s was invited for a No Tea or Biscuits meeting with the Colonel
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After the picture was taken Major Sweaty Ba11s was invited for a No Tea or Biscuits meeting with the Colonel
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"I say Colonel everything appear to be going along swimmingly, let's hope we don't have any co*k ups like one had on ones last parade"
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"He said say cheese not show it"
Read the charge RSM
SIR !
Private Bloggins is charged with one count of LMF..... Lack of Manly Fixture.
SIR !
Private Bloggins is charged with one count of LMF..... Lack of Manly Fixture.
Oh, that, haha that is just Jocelyn er I mean Justin displaying her, I maan his new tackle after the operation.......
Don't knock it till you have tried it
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Is that a gun in your sporran? or are you just pleased to see me?
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In times of Civil Unrest over Brexit Her Majesty is glad to have the protection of the country's most fearsome warriors , The Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders ( woman's Section)
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HMTQ asks the Parade Colonel, " I say why have some of these fine chaps got red sashes and some do not?
Colonel .... "well Your Majesty the ones with the sashes don't know it yet but they are the ones being axed in the next Defense Spending Review"
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Is that a gun in your sporran? or are you just pleased to see me?
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In times of Civil Unrest over Brexit Her Majesty is glad to have the protection of the country's most fearsome warriors , The Argyle and Sutherland Highlanders ( woman's Section)
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HMTQ asks the Parade Colonel, " I say why have some of these fine chaps got red sashes and some do not?
Colonel .... "well Your Majesty the ones with the sashes don't know it yet but they are the ones being axed in the next Defense Spending Review"
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Hm the Queen judges the 4 final entries in the annual regimental rock cake baking contest
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Yes, very clever young man. If any of you are thinking of doing a Braveheart, you'll be serving out your commissions at another of my establishments.
"Off with his head"
"Off with his head"