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Old 9th Aug 2018, 08:51
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"Ok Chief, get the working party forward, you should be able to repaint the plimsoll line now."
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 08:53
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I said give me a Ping Vassilli not have a ping!
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 08:53
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"Well Chief, you better fathom out what went wrong, because were passing 10 of them now!"
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 08:53
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Talk to me Goose.
*gurgle gurgle gurgle*
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 08:55
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Works perfectly! Now, let's wipe the smile off the PLA's faces. Set sail for the South China Sea!
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 08:55
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Did you really think calling it the USS Minnow was a good idea Skipper?
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 09:17
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That is a rather excessive way of putting the engine-room fire out, Number One.
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 09:19
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‟Whatever floats you boat‟ is not a phrase to use right now, Smithers.
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 11:08
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You removed what colour rivet - golden you say.......
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 11:21
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Told you so! Reversing carriers is a bad idea!
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 11:51
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"No, Mr. Hoskins ! - it's the pilot who's supposed to be in the three-point position, not the bloody ship !"
 
Old 9th Aug 2018, 12:01
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"Giant Kraken be blowed ! - you've run us aground, again, Hoskins !"
 
Old 9th Aug 2018, 12:03
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"I think we must be in the Bermuda Triangle, Skip !"
 
Old 9th Aug 2018, 12:29
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"It looks like we are about to be taken by the sea Hoskins"
"Don't worry Sir, it's a Navy tradition to be taken from the rear"
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 12:36
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"I told you having an ex submarine captain was a bad idea!"
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 12:38
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"Dive! DIVE! DIVE!!!"

"Sir, this is a carrier, not a sub!"

"That's an order, Number One!!"

"Sir! "
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 12:39
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A little late on the round out there, Hoskins...
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 12:46
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"Right, she's nearly gone, we better start getting the Ships inventory done so that the MOD can write them off, how many aircraft can you see on the deck Hoskins?"
"20 Sir, including the helicopters"
"Good, any other equipment?........."
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 13:02
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C-17 Carrier Ops viability - Check!
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Old 9th Aug 2018, 15:41
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Somebody's been watching too many Marvel films eh Chief?
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