Caption competition
"'e sez e's in luv wif Princess Meghan, and if I don't let him into Buckinghuge Palace, he will shoot his own d!ck off............so....you say I should let him do that?"
Plod....right sonny this is a stop and search
Para....why me?
Plod....well I need a young white male on the record to show I do not only stop young black males
Para...what grounds for a stop?
Plod....well we can't have you wandering round with a metal pointed dagger on your cap l...can we
Para....why me?
Plod....well I need a young white male on the record to show I do not only stop young black males
Para...what grounds for a stop?
Plod....well we can't have you wandering round with a metal pointed dagger on your cap l...can we
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
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Sarge, he doesn't blink. Just how nervous should I be?
Yah I just told him I was on double time and a half, he doesn’t look real happy......
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Age: 60
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He says he doesn't want to play "paper scissors rock", he's challenged me to a game of "rifle, handcuffs, grenade" instead...
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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Following on from Kiltrash at #49446 ...
If it helps your quotas, Officer, I am also Gay and considering a Gender Change.
If it helps your quotas, Officer, I am also Gay and considering a Gender Change.
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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Para, admiring Police hat ... I wonder if I could nick that as a souvenir while he is distracted?
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,593
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152 Posts
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,593
Received 274 Likes
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152 Posts
Sarge, he says we are a bunch of sissies cos our air support unit is grounded when it's foggy.
with apologies #2
with apologies #2
Yah that’s it, one large black coffee for me and a Venti, no foam, half sweet, decaf, soy Latte for my Army mate.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
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Sarge, there is a chap taking photographs of more than one public servant. We instantly need another female, an officer with an ethnic background and some-one overtly gay before we get into trouble!
