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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 11:28
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"He says he's from the Army....Yes, he has got a bigger gun....Okay, you're free to pass."
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 12:15
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He claims to be with the Paras, Sarge. But 'e ain't got no parachute...
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 12:43
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"Whaddya think this is - Scotch Mist ?"
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 13:29
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I have told you before mummy. Not when I am at work
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 13:32
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Wish they would make up their minds... one of us MUST be guarding the airport
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 13:33
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Is that Hairs are Us in the high street? I need a trim
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 13:34
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Para thinks... God help us... That's the body cam he is speaking into
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 13:35
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London Mayor decides the Police needs to get tough with street stabbings and calls in the Army
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 14:18
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"Young man 'ere says it was a speeding bullet that the radar caught, not his motor vehicle. Our ISO9000 certification doesn't contain the predefined response to that. What shall I do?"
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 14:24
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"Danny Boy you say? Oh wait...It's for you."
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 14:33
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"'ang on! I fought Coppers woz s'posed to look like 12 year old kids?
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 15:09
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No it's Kosher, sarge. The UN have sent them in as peace keepers for the Chelsea/Arsenal match this afternoon.
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 17:50
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Central, Is this CapCom thing a private club or can anyone play?
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 18:28
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Anyone can.
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 18:35
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Sarge he says the last thing he remembers was leaning back on the ramp of his aircraft and then there was a opening sound
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 18:36
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No, Chief Superintendent, he says he was never in Norn Iron, honestly.
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 18:40
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"Give us some back-up Sarge. All he keeps saying is "NONE SHALL PASS" ".
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 18:47
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The scriptwriters of Emerdale responds to the increase of crime in the village they have written in by adding a detachment of the hardest army group known to man. But due to EU employment regulations due to his age can only work 9-5 Mon to Fri
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 18:51
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Alexa....just where is the fancy dress party again?
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Old 3rd Aug 2018, 18:52
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"'e sez e's in luv wif Princess Meghan, and if I don't let him into Buckinghuge Palace, he will shoot his own d!ck off............so....you say I should let him do that?"
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