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Old 22nd Jul 2018, 23:36
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One I was going to take advantage off... Never mind, if I win another I will hand the reins over to you for that one.


I do hope you haven't suffered any serious problems with the PC being hacked BTW.
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Old 23rd Jul 2018, 06:45
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I hear you are off to visit your dad on your own?.....yippee boys the card school.is back on
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Old 23rd Jul 2018, 08:02
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Since it's RAF uniform we're all wearing today, get the sussies on, and you can be Section Officer Harvey.
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Old 23rd Jul 2018, 10:57
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"RAF Regiment? Yes, it's 'Special Forces', but I'm not supposed to talk about that."
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Old 23rd Jul 2018, 11:28
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Old 23rd Jul 2018, 12:44
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Look Sweet Heart....one of us has to wear that awful Hat and as I am in the Army and not the Navy.....it should be you!
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Old 23rd Jul 2018, 13:05
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Umm...Honey...she's not dead. It's actually her Birthday.
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Old 23rd Jul 2018, 14:55
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“Who is he? No idea, darling, wrong Regiment. But I suspect he’s retired.”
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Old 23rd Jul 2018, 18:41
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Harry telling the VSO behind....amazing what you can pick up from the telly


not a caption ..put of interest what would the medals / ribbons have been awarded for please? ....the nearest i have been to a medal was my old grandads collection and I have no idea what happened to them 😐 think they went out with the house when he passed away
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Old 23rd Jul 2018, 18:47
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*** Wiki ***MedalsOh, and ...
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Old 23rd Jul 2018, 18:49
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"I know I'm unlikely to become King, but I have a cunning plan ... "
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 07:18
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Having been away on a lads weekend Harry attempts Lost Comms procedure ....several times
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 08:46
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Can you contact that guy Walt Disney? Ask is he missing a dwarf?
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 10:57
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Wills! I've got cleavage!
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 11:10
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Don't worry, dearest, you'll love Honington ... and it's quite close to Sandringham.
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 12:04
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"I've just been told that women - apart from my grandma - aren't allowed in this club, so could you leave discreetly, please?"
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 12:51
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Shall we do "Get Help!"?
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 13:09
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"Grand-ma doesn't know this yet, but I've a small r/c aircraft in my pocket and I'm going to demonstrate landing it on a circular runway."
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 15:47
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"Grand-ma doesn't know this yet, but I've a small r/c aircraft in my pocket and I'm going to demonstrate landing it on a circular runway."
“Don’t drone on about drones, dearest ... we have had some American cleric doing that recently already.”
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 15:54
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"Yes, darling, you are, of course right... he is an Air Marshal... but no, he's not a member of the Federal Air Marshal's Service in a cunning disguise. I'll explain later..."
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