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Old 10th Jul 2018, 21:38
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Nope, not a sign of Ewald in the front office!
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 21:45
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"For an extra £50, Madam, you can have the inside seat. The other passenger appears to have vacated."
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Old 10th Jul 2018, 22:37
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With Ryanair you have a free choice: £50 for the best possible view or £50 for sitting inside.
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 02:58
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Your husbands idea? after he paid for the extra life insurance

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He specifically asked for Wed 11 July the extended flight between 19.00 and 21.00 BST with a possible extension to 22.00 said it was for the sunset,
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 02:59
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No you wont need a sick bag,just let er rip
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 03:01
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Yes madam the M11 is a bit stuffed up today
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Sorry the 2 seat Spitfire is off for the RAF 100 Flypast today, best we could do..
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 08:07
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He said he had arranged something special for after the divorce went through
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 08:31
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When you said you were going to get me wired and high, I thought you meant a little nose candy.
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 08:32
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So you flew Business while she flew Economy?
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 08:55
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Absolutely madam, Bella is settled here next to her water bowl.
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 10:28
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Well madam on the consent form it defiantly said you are a size 12

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Bert send up the extendostrap
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 10:31
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Yep, she says she definitely had her false teeth when you took off!
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 11:19
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Don't worry, love. We've never lost a passenger yet.
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 11:29
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"I told you not to wear those bloody stilettoes, you've put one through the wing already!!"
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 11:33
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"Oihhh mate, don't tighten them, she likes a loose fit "
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 11:34
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"Toilet, madam? You're on it!"
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 11:35
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"And remember to keep your mouth shut, it might well have a big engine, but it will never overcome that airbrake"
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 11:37
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"Why do you call it wing walking when you are strapping me into a seat?"
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 11:39
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"We have to strap you into the seat tight madam, we do not want you to do a Dambusters do we, and have a bouncing bum""
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Old 11th Jul 2018, 11:41
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"You may feel a lot of engine vibrations up here"
"Ohh good"
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