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Old 18th Jun 2018, 03:15
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Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever View Post
Actually working on aeroplanes is just like being with my husband, They are both noisy, smelly, dirty, ungrateful, and cantankerous....
... and hard to get started.
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Old 18th Jun 2018, 10:38
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Old 18th Jun 2018, 14:00
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Old 18th Jun 2018, 16:50
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By product of the men off to war and the women doing their jobs.... Lesbianism. Well it does get lonely at night...
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Old 18th Jun 2018, 17:59
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Old 18th Jun 2018, 18:31
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Typical men! If you want a job doing properly, do it yourself!
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Old 18th Jun 2018, 19:02
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"Oh God give me strength! Just imagine what some smart-Alec chauvinist will do with this photo of we women doing our bit. We may even feature in some "new age" caption competition, where the crassest of crass will ascribe all manner of perverse interpretations for the cheap laugh. Frankly girls, I predict these low-lifes will give us the tom-tits some day. If we let them."
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Old 18th Jun 2018, 19:29
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Originally Posted by Fantome View Post
BIG PISTONS - If I may suggest small amendment -

"Actually working on certain aeroplanes is just like being with my husband. Both can be noisy, smelly, dirty, unresponsive, and cantankerous...."
I approve ! .........
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Old 19th Jun 2018, 12:29
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Last drinks!! Judging tomorrow.
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Old 19th Jun 2018, 12:51
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Old 19th Jun 2018, 12:53
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"Actually working on certain aeroplanes is just like being a gyneocologist. Both can be smelly, dirty, unresponsive, and cantankerous and you often find yourself fiddling around with small parts up long dark orifices...."
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Old 19th Jun 2018, 14:03
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Nutty and Buster shall never be accused of looking like this.....working on aircraft!
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Old 19th Jun 2018, 14:16
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"This damn' thing'll never start, Mavis - call the AA !"
Old 19th Jun 2018, 14:19
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The Four Airwomen of the Apocalypse ?

Last edited by Danny42C; 19th Jun 2018 at 14:37. Reason: Better Idea,
Old 19th Jun 2018, 14:25
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"Dead engines have been known to kick -
And slice an arm off pretty quick ...."
Old 19th Jun 2018, 14:30
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"I wonder where we could find a Hucks Starter like that nice old Danny was telling us about ?"
Old 19th Jun 2018, 14:35
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Silent, in wild surmise ?
Old 19th Jun 2018, 14:46
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"The Famous 'Fixit Four' fiddle frantically for fear of their Flight-Sergeant Fitter ?"
Old 19th Jun 2018, 15:11
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"Careful, Barbara - this might be the one with the old Clerk of Works's ashes in it that that old goat Danny was telling us about !"

[Story: "Pilot's Brevet", Page 172 , #3431 end bit].
Old 19th Jun 2018, 15:31
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Maviss always the perfectionist while doing vital safey related work that could seriously harm her colleagues thinks...Red wire or blue wire.? Just to be on the safe side I will connect the green wire
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