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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 00:22
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We've got plenty of time before the Tide comes back in.
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 00:23
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So...how's the new Load Controller going?
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 00:42
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No, I thought YOU said you'd packed the kitchen sink!
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 01:30
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Plainly organized by Officers....making simple things difficult for Centuries!
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 02:26
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"There's something fishy about this"
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 02:30
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"I tell you, this thing is going to be a bugger to row ashore with the tide so far out"
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 02:36
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"Look, my dad always told me to stretch the rubber over the top before entering any Beaver"
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 03:52
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Originally Posted by NutLoose View Post
"Look, my dad always told me to stretch the rubber over the top before entering any Beaver"
I doubt anyone will be able to ' top' this
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 09:03
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SAS multi-role transport hit by defence cutbacks.

Ttfn
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 09:12
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Hell, are we going fishing or emigrating?

But where are we going to stash the Mexican immigrants?
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 09:33
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No, I thought YOU said you'd packed the kitchen sink!
No, I already fitted it in the back...
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 09:36
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Tell Monica that if she insists on bringing that handbag, we'll have to take less beer...
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 11:32
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And with pilot and pax, that Otter do it.
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 11:47
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The Inflatable Speed Brake concept never got off the ground to Cpt. Knucleheads great frustration!
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 11:50
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"Aerodynamics!!???
" How do You spell that BillyBob"
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 12:02
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This does remind me of my times in Stewart Lake Airways with Crazy Bill:

" If it floats , You go"

True story!!
As opposed to this lot we loaded the C-185 AT the dock, not ON the dock.
If this is the Before picture I suppose the NTSB has the After picture on file.

Gone Fishing
Snorkel On: " Check"
Cpt B
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 12:05
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Looks like the Canadians are "Oat and a boat".
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 12:36
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Safety first! We're not going until satisfactory completion of the life boat drill.
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 13:04
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Demonstration that it is possible to evacuate all the passengers and cargo via half the emergency slides in less than 90 seconds: FAIL.
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Old 3rd Jun 2018, 13:05
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This? Oh, that's the emergency slide in case we land on the left or right side. There's one for inverted as well, somewhere.
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