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Old 23rd May 2018, 15:54
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“I’m not sure that ‘Balls’ is an appropriate name.”
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Old 23rd May 2018, 20:33
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Now... where did we stash the Novichok?
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Old 23rd May 2018, 23:04
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Do you think it wise to wait until its submerged before telling him it's the new K-19?
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Old 24th May 2018, 08:26
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"So show me again this 'Crazy Ivan'"
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Old 24th May 2018, 08:33
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Life is but a bubble, floating on a sea of time.

There's no point Russian through it.
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Old 24th May 2018, 12:37
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Vlad demonstrates the depths that he will sink to in order to stay in power.
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Old 24th May 2018, 13:25
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Opening scene from budget film version of Jerome K Jerome's book 'Three men in a boat'.
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Old 24th May 2018, 14:48
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The new Russian “Royal Yacht” lacked the gravitas of HMY Britannia.
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Old 24th May 2018, 18:35
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Old 24th May 2018, 20:46
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I'll judge it now, so we can get another Cap Com started for the weekend.

Runner up is Ascend Charlie
[QUOTE 10153322]"A little late on the roundout, Hoskvitch!"[/QUOTE]
(Well one of those round out puns was bound to get a mention sooner or later.)

And the winner is Buster Hyman
[QUOTE 10153347]Whilst driving over the new Crimea Bridge, Putin asks to meet the Engineers...[/QUOTE]

Over to you Buster.
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Old 25th May 2018, 08:38
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Oh, I'm honoured. Always a pleasure to welcome the CST back to my place!!!

Now, we've had a good crack at the usual suspects, so it's probably time to honour the only man who has made the North Koreans seem like a reasonable bunch...

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Old 25th May 2018, 08:57
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And then I said to Kim, "son, move over, I'm taking over as the Clown Prince..."
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Old 25th May 2018, 09:38
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"Hey, what's yer name, pull my finger!"
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Old 25th May 2018, 10:10
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"SO if I pull your finger will you spew forth more sh*te from your mouth?"
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Old 25th May 2018, 10:12
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"Melania ? I brought her along with me, here have a sniff"
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Old 25th May 2018, 10:16
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"I intend to deport all foreigners...My wife?..... why do you think i am doing it."
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Old 25th May 2018, 10:24
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Oh him? he's my official food taster, if he dies I don't...
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Old 25th May 2018, 10:30
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Oh the finger? That's for the big red button on my desk
.....................That's for stopping the leaks in my administration
....................That's for Megan for not inviting me
.................... That's for hanging out my fly in the men's room
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Old 25th May 2018, 10:39
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No don't be ridiculous I did not know about the $400.000 Dollars given to my Lawyer in a big brown paper bag, behind the third trash can along in Grand Central Station at midnight on the first Sunday of the Month, Fake News
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Old 25th May 2018, 13:55
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"So I turned to Hillary and said, what you need is a damned good butt plug, here you go"
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