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Old 29th May 2018, 15:37
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No, Mr President, there's no reason at all why we're all in camouflage and you are easily identifiable in a room full of people with access to specialist firearms.
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Old 29th May 2018, 16:27
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"Well, you keep telling me to 'pull it out', now I have, so what shall I do with it ?"
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Old 29th May 2018, 16:38
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Originally Posted by Danny42C View Post
"Well, you keep telling me to 'pull it out', now I have, so what shall I do with it ?"
And so it was that President Trump acquired the nickname of “The Woodpecker”.
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Old 29th May 2018, 21:26
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"I'm with stupid!"
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Old 29th May 2018, 21:51
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"He's with stupid."
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Old 30th May 2018, 03:24
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Last call folks. Will judge tonight AEST...or about 8 - 9 hours from now.
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Old 30th May 2018, 12:42
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Ok, now that the last minute rush is over...

Runners up are....

Originally Posted by Kiltrash View Post
You want / need a prostate exam, yes I think I can fit it in for you next Wednesday
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“THIS is the areshole who ordered an Hawaiian Pizza.”
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"This is my trigger finger... well it would have been, but dad pulled some strings and got me off the draft"
But winner of the CST is...MPN11!!!!!

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“No, he’s paying ... it’s part of the Defense Agreement.”
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Old 30th May 2018, 13:53
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Oh, good grief! Me AGAIN? Well, thank you, kind Sir.

I have no idea where you guys find your CapCom pictures, so I've had a quick trawl through my holiday snaps instead. Try this one ...
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Old 30th May 2018, 14:32
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"It's a goodwill present from that rebel fella, Robert E. Lee, General - shall we open it ?"
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Old 30th May 2018, 14:40
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"Smile for the dicky-bird !"
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Old 30th May 2018, 14:47
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"No, General, you have to light the end of the fuze line before you put it to the touch-hole - who's got the matches ?"
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Old 30th May 2018, 14:48
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"Goddam Yankees !"
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Old 30th May 2018, 14:59
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They should never have let women join the military. They leave their hand-bags on any old knob they find.
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Old 30th May 2018, 15:34
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Photographic proof that Grandpap was right when he said Yankee Soldiers were Sissies!
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Old 30th May 2018, 19:23
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Fox 3 Where's my Banana
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Old 30th May 2018, 19:29
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Scratch Scratch, Fire in the hole !!

Get me a new flint

Scratch Scratch Fire in the hole !!

Get me a new flint

Scratch Scratch Fire in the hole !!

Get me a new flint

Dammit

(Small child ) Ere Mister 2 boy scouts over there and a couple of dry sticks.... simples
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Old 30th May 2018, 19:30
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Should have gone to Spec savers. (other Opticians are available)
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Old 30th May 2018, 19:35
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So what do you think, General Washington, after 'We The People' we should have something to do with the right to bear arms?.. Cant get into trouble with that can we
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Old 30th May 2018, 20:54
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What do the two of us do? We're responsible for defence for this weapon. See behind us? That's de fence.
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Old 30th May 2018, 21:55
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"Stand ram-rod straight, the boss said. Nah, not until the kid brings me my donuts."
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