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Old 26th May 2018, 08:36
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How the USA and NK summit would have looked
(All) Yes Mr President... now that's what I like all yes men, now off to sort out BREXIT and back tomorrow for tea and medals
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Old 26th May 2018, 09:39
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Oh this? was sent to me by that nice man, Boris Johnson, it was developed by MI5 and is called the Walther PPP, for presidents Personal Protection but has a trade name of 'Invisigun'

Now after the success of sacking all the Air Traffic Controllers I have sacked the Presidents Special Service and am now looking after myself, don't you just love the Second Ammendment

(Congress) he has really lost it now, time to dust off the twenty fifth ammendment
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Old 26th May 2018, 10:02
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"No idea ... ask him, he's the expert on noodles."
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Old 26th May 2018, 10:27
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"...so I gave Kim Wrong Un the finger, just like this!!..............Why are you laughing?
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Old 26th May 2018, 11:21
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"Wait...are you saying that isn't Kim Jog-on?
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Old 26th May 2018, 13:12
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“Look, men, the point is ... umm ... pointing ... which is GREAT. Now who ordered the Whopperburger?”
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Old 26th May 2018, 14:29
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"Oh - him, with the blue tie? He's my stunt double."
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Old 26th May 2018, 16:52
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“No, he’s paying ... it’s part of the Defense Agreement.”
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Old 26th May 2018, 19:54
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"Although we came for dinner with the troops we are as you can see not eating that sh*te"
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Old 26th May 2018, 19:56
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"What's the least Presidential thing I have done?...... Erm that's easy, getting elected"
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Old 26th May 2018, 23:27
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Geez, he stinks, must be the mush we feed you
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Old 27th May 2018, 01:19
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You know that famous American poster "Uncle Sam needs you!!" Well this is my version: "Uncle Sam says he did it!!"
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Old 27th May 2018, 08:25
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was View Post
You know that famous American poster "Uncle Sam needs you!!" Well this is my version: "Uncle Sam says he did it!!"
Or..."Uncle Sam needs him!"
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Old 27th May 2018, 09:40
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Trump: Who invited the guy with a normal haircut?
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Old 27th May 2018, 21:37
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"Mah name's Forrest ..... Forrest Trump ..... people call me Forrest Trump..."
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Old 28th May 2018, 10:10
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Bint behind him, "Who touched my arse?"
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Old 28th May 2018, 14:29
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Now that I have you all transixed with my wonderful charisma just who is under the table giving me a blow job?
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Old 28th May 2018, 16:43
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Like when we were kids - this finger is loaded. bang, bang, you are dead
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Old 28th May 2018, 18:02
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Old 28th May 2018, 19:47
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