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Old 25th May 2018, 10:30
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Oh the finger? That's for the big red button on my desk
.....................That's for stopping the leaks in my administration
....................That's for Megan for not inviting me
.................... That's for hanging out my fly in the men's room
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Old 25th May 2018, 10:39
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No don't be ridiculous I did not know about the $400.000 Dollars given to my Lawyer in a big brown paper bag, behind the third trash can along in Grand Central Station at midnight on the first Sunday of the Month, Fake News
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Old 25th May 2018, 13:55
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"So I turned to Hillary and said, what you need is a damned good butt plug, here you go"
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Old 25th May 2018, 13:57
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"Mexican American huh.......... You're Fired!"
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Old 25th May 2018, 13:58
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"This is my trigger finger... well it would have been, but dad pulled some strings and got me off the draft"
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Old 25th May 2018, 14:16
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I identify as the President of the United States of America only for 10 minutes a day in my spare time, normally I am a right raving lunatic
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Old 25th May 2018, 14:27
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"Yes I type all my tweets with this one finger"
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Old 25th May 2018, 14:31
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"It's rectal hair, treated right and looked after I found it makes a great comb over and looks natural"






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Old 25th May 2018, 14:35
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"Yes I was once a model, can't you tell, the image of my hand was used on enquiry and toilet signs the world over"
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Old 25th May 2018, 15:25
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"It was 'im wot did it !"
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Old 25th May 2018, 16:01
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“THIS is the areshole who ordered an Hawaiian Pizza.”
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Old 25th May 2018, 18:30
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Me, Trump. Him, tramp.
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Old 25th May 2018, 21:01
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After months of practice, Trump still had not grasped the game of Rock Paper Scissors.
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Old 25th May 2018, 21:03
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You want / need a prostate exam, yes I think I can fit it in for you next Wednesday
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Old 25th May 2018, 21:10
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"Usually I hold out my finger like this and some little bird sits upon it"
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"and I then have to pay her $100,000 to not mention it again"












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Old 25th May 2018, 22:27
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"o rook, Crint Eastwood"
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Old 25th May 2018, 23:28
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When the people on the table behind looked around to see who farted, Donald D1ck tried to shift the blame...
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Old 26th May 2018, 05:23
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"Anybody like to share my booger?"
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Old 26th May 2018, 08:33
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Gawd you all look so alike.is this cloning?
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Old 26th May 2018, 08:34
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Picture not displaying on Busters post, something wrong?
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