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"It's from BAe, its a portable reading lamp"
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"What are the valves for? ohh they are to equalise the pressure and stop your ears popping"
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After passing on shares in Apple (pffft!), Nutty decided he'd go for sure fire winners like Typewriters & Mind reading technology shares!
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"You wanted to smoke at your desk"
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"The trials going ok, though i am a bit concerned, everytime i turn around the trunk attempts to stuff a bun up my ass"
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"My apologies, that is the erm Sterilization kit and goes around ones testicles with ones penis in the mask, I will see if i can find the hair regrowth apparatus, to be honest I am surprised they got them mixed up as that one is often booked"
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Avoid imitations
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"Well, I might look bloody ridiculous but at least it's more comfortable than the AR5 respirator"
(Those who have had to fly in one will understand).
(Those who have had to fly in one will understand).
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My god, my flatulence is bad today! 
Please... nobody strike a match..
Please... nobody strike a match..
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"So picture this,.... there I was, 40,000 feet, charts all over the place and attempting to enter IFF codes as we plummeted in a death defying dive towards the earth".
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"Its a great game, what I do is move this rod with a loop on the end along the wire, and if i touch it, the lights light up, a buzzer sounds and you get an electrical shock"