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Old 28th Apr 2018, 10:18
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The illegals set off from Calais, now all they have to do is remember to hold their breath for 24hours
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Old 28th Apr 2018, 10:51
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"I hope this damn march-past is soon over - I'm getting a cramp! "
 
Old 28th Apr 2018, 16:31
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Horray and up she rises
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Old 28th Apr 2018, 17:10
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"What do you mean, they sacrifice *everyone* at a Viking funeral......?"

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Old 28th Apr 2018, 19:30
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The President asked the Marines to find a suitable transport for his forthcoming visit to NK.... To show Kim Fat One just who is the Glorious Leader...The Marines find more natives than planned are needed
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Old 28th Apr 2018, 23:21
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Squad marching song is "He ain't heavy, he's my officer...."
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 02:01
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I shall return!
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 02:02
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No wonder we're struggling. There's normally 12 for a Zodiac...
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 08:11
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There's a lot of patches on that boat. He must be a real prick!
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 09:13
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"Perhaps the hovercraft wasn't such a bad idea after all."

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How to rehearse for a royal funeral.

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"I say, Sir, these men aren't awfully fast. Why don't we give them bicycles?"
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 12:13
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"I hear the crabs have formed a special force to equal us SBS, but i am fecked if i can see them"



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Old 29th Apr 2018, 12:14
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"Ramming Speed"
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 13:43
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"whats that thing on the steering wheel? "

"u mean the knob?"
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 13:55
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"The defence cuts are biting - we can't even afford wheels for this thing now!"
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 14:33
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“hey, Dave, where’s the water? Aren’t these things supposed to float?”
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 14:36
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" I think it's a Haka to welcome the new inflatable War Canoe l" ........ "What are they going to do with the chap inside?" .... .. "Eat him, of course !"
 
Old 29th Apr 2018, 15:35
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Nobody had told the navy that the "e" in "Type 31e" stood for "easy to inflate"
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 15:39
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“I hope they get round to judging soon ... my knees are killing me!”
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 20:54
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I can take a hint :-)
JUDGING TIME.

In joint third place with: "The General was disappointed. The last inflatable he'd ridden went down." - HYDROMET
and "Can anyone see our cox?" - SHYTORQUE

In (very close) second place with: "Cheer up "Ladies", it's probably not the first time and won't be the last time you have rubber smacking you in the face." - NUTLOOSE

and in first place with: "Why don't we just buy the b*st*rd a trampoline?" TREADIGRAPH

Thank you all for the comments, the CS Trophy is on its way to you along with a personalised RAF 100 window sticker. ;-)
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Old 29th Apr 2018, 21:08
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Oooerrr! Thanks SWB, totally unexpected!

Herewith one I think is new...

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