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Old 7th Apr 2018, 17:23
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Kiltrash (#47704),

Ta ever so, but I'd sooner have a brevet, chaps!
 
Old 7th Apr 2018, 18:51
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"Can anyone please check with HQ if I have to sign ALL of these propaganda leaflets before we drop them!?"
" Never heard of this new procedure"
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Old 7th Apr 2018, 20:13
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Its Time!

Here are the results of the Yorkshire Jury.......

I must confess that I found PN's first contribution suggesting that the King and Co were filling out their lotto numbers was most amusing...however my own thoughts were similar to those of Satco's Whipping Boy about a somewhat complicated and ridiculous need for accountability. Therefore he is the winner with:

Historical evidence that filling out an RAF Travel Claim has always been a tad over complicated.
Well done that man.
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Old 8th Apr 2018, 13:59
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Ditto. Well done.
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Old 8th Apr 2018, 22:07
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Thank you Wensleydale, I am honoured to take the Coffman Starter Trophy; somewhat unexpected as there were some really funny captions.

I shall now attempt to find a suitable image for you.
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Old 8th Apr 2018, 22:44
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Given the excrement that is hitting the fan due to the ATCO > Pilot letter (doing the rounds on social media), here is your image for the next few days.

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Old 9th Apr 2018, 00:07
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Doctor, I'm happy to have you here in the cockpit, but that bulge in your trousers has me worried...
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 01:14
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He is a new fit for Airforce One, Ivana wanted to keep her hand in inflating them, because she does not get much practice these days.
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 01:32
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Sorry, I just have to put this in:
"How long till we get to Chicago?"
"I can't tell"
"You can tell me, I'm a doctor."
"Well, not for another 20 minutes."
"...You can't tell me for another 20 minutes?"
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 02:24
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"We used to have an inflatable stewardess, too, but she went down."
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 04:17
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"Hi. I'm from Rostering. Did you have a complaint about your roster? The FO did & I sorted him out...what's your beef?"
"...umm"
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 04:18
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Looks like I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue...
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 06:44
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Captain, singing 'who ate all the pies' is not good for your Co-Pilots morale!
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 06:45
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"...and one of the passengers has an inflated opinion of himself as well!"
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 07:57
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...Well don't look at me! I'm not fixing his puncture!
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 08:02
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"Whaddaya mean, "Nice Beaver? Wrong film!"
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 08:09
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Let's face it, we both know he's a better Pilot than you.
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 09:18
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Yes thanks, Mr Joyce, for comming up front to the new improved 17hr 2 man flight crew ... said the copilot...nothing could possibly go wrong...go wrong... go wrong
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 09:24
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Well at least you get the choice, Chicken or fish, or both
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Old 9th Apr 2018, 09:25
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Well at least he also supplies the supplemental crew oxygen in case of cabin pressure problems, its the tube on his waistband
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