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Old 11th Apr 2018, 21:04
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A hospital? what is it?
It a a big building with patients- but that's not important right now
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Old 11th Apr 2018, 21:49
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He can handle most emergencies - except rapid decompression.
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Old 12th Apr 2018, 08:24
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Then we had the idea to supersize something we saw in the window of Ann Summers
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Old 12th Apr 2018, 10:16
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When the pilots union claimed that their members felt they had been stuffed by their employers, the airline bosses took swift action.
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Old 12th Apr 2018, 10:42
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I don't care if you're doing a photoshoot for "Man at C&A", get out of my cockpit.
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Old 12th Apr 2018, 21:50
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Thank you all for the great comments. I think now is the time to announce a winner and draw this fantasy flight to a close.

In 3rd place: Hydromet
"We used to have an inflatable stewardess, too, but she went down."


In 2nd place:Wensleydale.
"He can handle most emergencies - except rapid decompression."

...and in 1st place, and the recipient of the prestigious Coffman Starter Trophy is: Nutloose

"I was told if I went into the cockpit I would see a big white knob, but it appears I am spoilt for choice."


The rest of you were ALL mentioned in dispatches.
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 10:42
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Well, that was a surprise, thank you very much, honoured to recieve the Trophy in this celebratory year, OK, onwards and upwards as they say, let us see what you can make of this one.

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Old 13th Apr 2018, 10:45
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"Look up there! Ignore the little boy piddling on my leg!"
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 11:12
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"Damn..there goes another cheap umbrella!"
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 11:32
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Photographic proof of the detrimental effects of spending too much time at the meerkat enclosure.
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 11:33
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"Is it a bird? Is it a plane?"

"No, it's an Air Traffic Controller"
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 11:34
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Rotherham Council ignoring child sex abuse.
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 11:36
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie View Post
"Look up there! Ignore the little boy piddling on my leg!"


Or...look up there and ignore the three legged boy!
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 14:21
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"I've got your number Gerrie and if you come back, I'll give you a jolly good hiding!!!"
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 14:22
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Come back in Mr. Nutloose. It's time for your Bacon Butty!
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 14:23
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"...and don't tell 'em your name Pike!"
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 14:25
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Too close for missiles, switching to Gums...
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 14:54
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Jenkins if you don't clean that chimney properly this time I have another urchin to send up
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 14:55
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(Blows whistle)
Close that curtain don't you know there is a war on
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Old 13th Apr 2018, 15:00
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Bloody hell! Look at that Lightning over there. It looks like the daft bugger is just going to miss Farmer Brown's tractor!
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