Caption competition

[treadigraph]

OK, four down... "Found in the bottom of a parrot's cage". Four letters ending in IT. Any ideas? Anyone...?

[Buster Hyman]

Trapped on a Mountain you say? In Norfolk? I know just who to call!

[Buster Hyman]

The state of that table! It's a real Seargants mess!

[Buster Hyman]

Oh, those things are real? I only thought they were from the imagination of the Freemasons.

[HMtheQueen]

"Oh we should get this one, three down, Ssststststuttering ffefefefefool not born to reign."

[Buster Hyman]

Couldn't we just use the Sat Nav Sarge?

[SASless]

While the counting of the Whip Round was being completed....the Mess Treasurer just knew it was Buster and Nutty who each pitched in with the Halfpenny coins!

[NutLoose]

"As you can see we are a shadow of our former force, but I have manage to rope in a pongo or two and even the King to fill a place, I think we might just manage a scratch crew to put the old Shackleton we have dragged out of Manchester museum up to do a celebratory flypast for the RAF's 200th Anniversary."

[NutLoose]

"Well divvying it up between us all, I figure we have just enough impress to buy a burger between two, after that, well, I am just glad Sgt Jones remembered to bring along the pot to piss in.

[Ascend Charlie]

"No, sorry, this seating roster is no good, it's got the Sergeants sitting down while the Air Commodores are standing up!"

[Hydromet]

"Even though they weren't quick enough to get seats, the VSOs refused to leave the game of musical chairs."
"Yes, that's how they got to be VSOs."

[Buster Hyman]

"88, 89, and 90! Excellent, we have enough. Send a cable to the yanks. We can afford Lend/Lease now!"

[Kiltrash]

In reality this is what a 'Whatsapp' work group is like
Every one close by and knows all you are doing

[Kiltrash]

Too many chiefs not enough Indians

[HHornet]

The job application form is asking about my positive points, so guys you must have some ideas of what I could put.

[Kiltrash]

The escape committee in Stalagluft 1X first meeting opened with 'This time tomorrow we will be back in Piccadilly Circus' showed optimism

[Kiltrash]

Message from Group
Tonight we bomb Berlin
at 03.45
Takeoff at 19.45
Involving 1000 aircraft
The P51's can only escort us to Rotterdam
Back by 10.00 for tea and biccies

Any questions?...yes Heinrich you can use the telephone and be excused the mission

[Kiltrash]

What did Simkins ever do to get a invite for Princes Elizabeth and Phil the Greeks wedding!!

[Penny Washers]

"Right. Are we all agreed?

"As from 0600 hours tomorrow the NAAFI van will be located here 250 yards north west of runway 26.

"Mark the memo 'Secret' and synchronise watches."

[c52]

".... all of which clearly shows, Bloggs, that it's your turn to make the tea."