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[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Historical evidence that filling out an RAF Travel Claim has always been a tad over complicated.

[Buster Hyman]

Right o chaps. I have a humdinger of an idea for April Fools...a thread about disbanding the RAF!

[treadigraph]

Chaps, we've got wind of a competition to win the Coffman Starter Trophy. Need to get our heads together, find out what the dickens it's all about, then have a serious attempt to win it...

[NutLoose]

"Ok, who is going to let him know the boffins are replacing him with a talking box with a built in map display?"

[NutLoose]

"He says we need to rejig the range of our latest superbomber, because his divider cannot open any further."

[622]

And so the theory is proven...


..3 weeks locked in a room and the drinking session at a local beer producing establishment was still not organised!

[Kiltrash]

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[Kiltrash]

Had a message from some chaps in a place called 'Mach loop' could we send over some 'Sound of Freedom'... now any ideas where it is?

[Kiltrash]

Meghan says Donald has offered a flight of F35's for the wedding Fly Past.... shall we route them over Pyongyang for a laugh?

[NutLoose]

"I'm glad I got the job of King, because this Nav's dandruff is appalling"

[NutLoose]

"Wait.... we cannot carrying on planning yet, we are still awaiting the token foreigner, ethnic minority, lady, disabled person and a member of the Lesbian gay community to make the photograph socially acceptable for release to future generations."



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[Wander00]

Well they always say an RAF Sergeant beats a General any day

[SASless]

The Call to start play was taken as an insult to the Senior Ranks!

[Buster Hyman]

Lads, as a veteran of Dunkirk, I surmise that this Brexit will be a doddle!

[Kiltrash]

Nah never happen lads, our jobs are safe,we from the school of navigators with our paper charts, straight edge, dividers, time and distance charts, sextants, cutting dry attempts at wit, and baffeling science to the pilot will never be replaced by a machine..eh right Babbage?

[Kiltrash]

Oh go on Palmer you did promise to show me the way to go home I'm tired and I want to go to bed I had a little drink about an hour ago and it’s gone right to my head

isn't that right Emerson and Lake

[Heidhurtin]

So you see sergeant, it clearly explains here why officers need the warmest coats..

[NutLoose]

"That's the finest, well thought out and planned bombing raid on the Rhur I have ever seen Nav, just one question though, why are you using a chart for Madagascar?"

[NutLoose]

"Yes, I understand the turning point, but why pick such a barren point devoid of any landmarks Nav?"

"I haven't, I am using this deep crater on the chart"

"You mean where your divider has punctured the chart?"

"Ermmmm"

[Wander00]

I say is this a private game or can anyone join in?