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Old 26th Mar 2018, 14:02
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Sharky Ward looks to get back in the Hover
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 14:04
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"No. Hoskins, the idea is to put your chute on before you jump !"
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 14:04
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and all because the lady loves a certain brand of boxed chocolate
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 14:08
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Yes Mr Cruise in the film you won't see the parachute it will be replaced with a tuxedo
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 14:24
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No! Not yet! Geronimo was the answer to 12 Down!
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 15:21
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On a charity parachute jump organised by Cricket Australia, Steve Smith is told that his parachute is held together by sticky tape.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 16:09
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"Best trampoline I've ever been on!"
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 19:44
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...and it was THIS big, honest...
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 20:42
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This doesn't look like the toileeeeeeetttt...........
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 21:17
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Oops, I think we missed something recreating the Loadie on a bungee trick.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 21:18
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Originally Posted by NutLoose View Post
"'Ere Sarge, do you want me to vent the toilet overboard now?"


Captain, COME BACK .. .
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 21:31
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"What do you mean, the secret to this bungee jumping malarkey is the bungee?"
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 21:38
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Private Kent, I think we've worked out your real identity.
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 21:42
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"Sorry, I have got to go, another 15 minutes in this aircraft listening to the McGregor brothers narrating 100 years of Transport Command and I will shoot myself with the flare pistol"






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Old 26th Mar 2018, 21:47
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"My next trick is impossible !"
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 22:10
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OK, where's the hose and drogue, I'm ready to refuel...?
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 22:30
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So, to play the Trust Game, all I have to do is fall backwards, and somebody will catch me?
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 22:46
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Talking So Far, So Good!

Excellent contributions - judging and awarding of the treasured Coffman Starter Trophy at 2100 Zulu tomorrow, if I can find where my wife hid those cartridges...

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Old 27th Mar 2018, 00:17
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" This is my trampoline jumping jack , but for my next trampoline trick ..."
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Old 27th Mar 2018, 01:37
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Crewman Brewster wore out his welcome with his mates. He now understands what they meant when they told him "time for a Brexit".
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