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Old 14th Mar 2018, 19:37
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Hello Avis?? Yes hello, I am off to Salisbury for the weekend,Do you have a car I can hire?
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 20:00
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"I'm going through Anfield - and Everton has lost!"
 
Old 14th Mar 2018, 20:05
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"What's the hole in the top for?" ... "So's the Home Guard can throw a Molotov Cocktail in!"
 
Old 14th Mar 2018, 20:51
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"You will be Eggs terminated!"
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 21:20
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"So we started to put the flag on it, we added the stripes but the gun prevented us adding the stars"
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 21:45
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"It doesn't go very fast, so we've added a flamethrower for anyone tailgating us, and another one for drivers who overtake on the inside. The one on the side is only for when we're abroad."
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 21:45
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"I'm going through Anfield - and Everton has lost!"
I beg your pardon......
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 21:48
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Taxi drivers don't bother the new Uber fleet anymore...
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 21:50
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..in memory of Jim Bowen....

"And this is what you could have won".
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 00:35
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Do you think corrugated iron will work as spaced armour? Maybe not, but it's sooo shabby-chic.
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The camouflage paint enables it to merge into almost any background - provided it is in a scrap yard.
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Pope mobile update for his visit to Syria.
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 10:50
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"London Traffic? - doesn't bother me at all!"
 
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"Low mileage, one careful owner, showroom condition!"
 
Old 15th Mar 2018, 11:37
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I've put 12 go-faster stripes on it; what more do you want?
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Even the East German Bobsleigh was on steroids.
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 14:38
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In an effort to bring army catering up to the 21st century MOD introduce the 'sandwich wagon' using surplus APC
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"If we are going to launch that into space, we are going to need a bloody bigger rocket"
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NAAFI, bringing stale sandwiches to the battlefront.. hold up your cups for a squirt of tea from our rapid vending dispensers.
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Ah, just the thing for dealing with the mozzies in my garden!
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