Caption competition

[treadigraph]

At last! Geoffrey had hit on the perfect way to watch his neighbour's wife sunbathe naked...

[Kiltrash]

Hitler's first 'back of the fag packet' design for the peoples car

[Kiltrash]

That's handy it's a tug

[Kiltrash]

Kate Adies transport to the hot news sites with its first generation satellite dish

[Wensleydale]

Salisbury Police deny panic as they unveil their new panda car.

[NutLoose]

May tours Wiltshire

[c52]

Danny - I added "whatever it is" / quidquid id est to my quote. Seems appropriate.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Which end is the front?

[ValMORNA]

The Italian military have ordered 1000, each to have 1 forward gear and 5 reverse with various ratios.

[Penny Washers]

This time you have gone too far. I know you regard my Mother as a bit fearsome, but three flamethrowers?

She does have some feelings, you know.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Kabul airport is pleased to announced the acquisition of its new “follow me” vehicle.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Note to self, never fly to any airport where the crew van looks like this !

[Big Pistons Forever]

OK here is the plan. We need to get rid of their lordships “good idea” pronto, so when we do the air drop test tomorrow make sure the parachute doesn’t open, got it ?

[c52]

OK here is the plan. We need to get rid of their lordships “good idea” pronto, so when we do the air drop test tomorrow make sure the parachute doesn’t open, got it ?

"They've thought of that. Look at the huge crumple zone all around it."

[Prangster]

Cammel Laird suddenly came over a safety concious and gave their riverters some protection from idiots peeing off the upperworks of half built ships

[squeaker]

West Ham directors invest in a new limousine.

[Wensleydale]

West Ham directors invest in a new limousine.

...or indeed something to bolster the centre of the defence.....(Cheaper than getting Rio Ferdinand out of retirement).

[c52]

The Committee is grateful to the team that submitted this entry for the New Military Vehicle competition; in particular we feel that the jet-powered tank could have a future if certain problems can be resolved, viz:
- effect of jet on following troops
- regrettable tendency to tip over to the left or right whenever the directional jets are activated.

[squeaker]

Good one Wensleydale
Maybe that's why they're called "the irons"!

[HHornet]

"And children, don't forget to save up your toilet rolls for next week as on Blue Peter we will be making the ammunition."

Note: Blue Peter is the name of a BBC TV children's programme.