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Old 13th Mar 2018, 23:48
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Goddamit Carruthers, when I said we need Stingers I meant a bloody MANPAD not a self-propelled hive!
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 01:28
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Only one of the baby tanks from #47123 survived to puberty.
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 07:02
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Volkswagon decide to go on the front foot with their emissions controversy...
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 07:03
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It was easy to tell that the Armoured Self-Propelled Urinal was designed by some sheltered female who had unrealistic ideas of the male anatomy, as a result of what the nuns at school told her.
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 07:04
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You've been driving past the Ju-52's again haven't you Klink!
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 10:05
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We found it couldn't drive through more than 30" of snow, so from 30" above the ground, it's shaped like a snow-plough.
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 10:12
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And this is the mobile version of the Anderson Shelter
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 10:53
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I'm not so sure about this stealth covering Sir!
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 11:05
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Early Wheeliebin prototypes were complex and cumbersome.
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 11:12
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Exterminate, exterminate......
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 11:18
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That looks dangerous Will Robinson...
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 13:26
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"It's a Female tank, she suffered from the dreaded Menin Pause, where she broke down and couldn't proceed up the road"
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 13:34
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"Well we were going to armour it all over, but the damned radiators got in the way"
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 14:06
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That looks dangerous Will Robinson...
Lost in Spaced armour!
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 14:07
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"Open - two - three - Bang - two - three......"
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 14:16
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Taking up Wensleydale's idea on #47269 ..........

"It's a monitor to clean up the desert by firing the last caption subject into outer space!"
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 14:18
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Having recently survived a near-miss by a plummeting Lightning, Farmer Giles was taking no chances.
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 14:27
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Jamie Carragher's next door neighbour buys a new car....
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 14:28
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"We designed it as a DUCW replacement" ... "What happened?" ... "It sank!"
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 15:58
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In a effort to spice up the action in F1, Lewis and Sebastian are required to drive the latest model

or

Alonso while fed up with the reliability of the McLaren welcomes his new car, built like a tank

( as i was too late to post a caption on behalf of Corporal Jones)
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