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Old 9th Mar 2018, 07:07
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Ha ha Fake news...says here Arsenal beat Milan 2-0
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 07:31
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I usually read the Financial Times because we have a pink bathroom.
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 07:39
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Oi!! Hurry up! There's a bloody line up waiting here!
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 07:42
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Engrossed in the political comment section, Hoffermeyer had failed to notice that the 6574th Mobile Latrine Battalion had moved on.
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 07:43
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Sitting duck.
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 08:08
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Proof, if any were needed, that the battalion was rapidly going down the pan...
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 09:36
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No need to flush Sarge, we're on a flood plain.
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 13:51
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Sitting duck.
...oh yeah. Thanks Hank.
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 17:38
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Hank Hank STOP
President has ordered a stop to the exploding toilet testing for young fat one
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 17:41
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Damm Andrex puppy .....

(Other toilet tissue brands are available)
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 20:12
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Operation "ROLLING THUNDER" takes on a new meaning....
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 21:45
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"Our forces have captured several key positions from the rebels."
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 21:57
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Join the Army ...they said
See the world ... they said
Defend your country...they said
Kill the enemy....they said
PTSD... they DID not say
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Old 10th Mar 2018, 02:03
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
...oh yeah. Thanks Hank.
Sorry Buster. I had no idea what you were referring to, and then I looked back through.....had completely missed yours.
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Old 10th Mar 2018, 03:59
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Sorry Buster. I had no idea what you were referring to, and then I looked back through.....had completely missed yours.
All good. Still works!
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Old 10th Mar 2018, 15:57
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"Making the Desert Bloom again, Hoskins ?"
 
Old 10th Mar 2018, 16:00
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"Well, it saves having to empty the Elsan !"
 
Old 10th Mar 2018, 16:04
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"Well, Trump was correct - it really is just a s**t hole little country!"
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The first man on Mars awaits the next supply ship with the bathroom installation kit. And the bathroom...
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Daily Wail headline

British Rail troop train suffers catastrophic failure of the toilet compartment wooden floor due to wet rot
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