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Old 8th Mar 2018, 19:13
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“Bloggs, when I asked you to go lay a cable, I meant for the field telephone, not the big white one!"
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:10
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The CO had to resort to extreme measures to stop soldiers self-pleasuring in the dunnies.
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:35
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When I said "Flush out the enemy", I didn't mean that.
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:36
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Rather than make a U-turn on defence policy, President Trump decided to make a U-bend instead.
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:37
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The drain on defence spending!!
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:38
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When in the desert, happiness is a dry fart!!
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:39
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Another fighter controller qualifies for the WC Brevet.
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:41
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Lads,,,whats that smell?
LADS ,,, WHATS THAT SMELL
LADS ... WHATS THAT SMELL
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:43
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5 seconds before .... take cover Jaguar taking off
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:48
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Gavin Williamson visiting the allies ..asked to be treated like one of the lads... then he realizes there are no lads left due to cut backs
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:49
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As it is politically correct to have only gender neutral troops there is no reason to have urinals nor walls
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:53
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Still from Mythbusters where 'Buster' is subject to the explosive power of methane in the Bomb Squad testing area

(off Camera Nutty is connecting the wires)
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 20:58
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Any minute now . . . .

He's going to find out that it is just a mirage!
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 22:35
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Remind me again what we used to cap Saddams oil wells....
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 22:38
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Proving once again he has trouble with the basics, Nutty assumes the position with his trousers up!
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 23:45
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Old 8th Mar 2018, 23:47
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"I wonder if Saddam realizes the sh*tstorm we are about to unleash on his country?"
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 04:18
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Hey Hank! 4 letters, starts with "D", Sitting...???
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 04:19
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Is that a special desert uniform you're wearing?
Nah, it's bog standard...
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Old 9th Mar 2018, 04:20
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Hey, Mission accomplished! Pass me the toilet roll...
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