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Old 4th Feb 2018, 00:35
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"Sir, that large mass you keep navigating them around is the late remains of last nights Chicken Korma stuck on the screen."
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 00:40
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"Sir, it's not orange alert, just as last night it wasn't Keen Wind Black when the power went off"
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 03:36
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Sir. Message in from the RAAF chaps in Woomera but we can't decode it. It says "Use a franga to stop a Ranga"...any ideas Sir?
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 08:07
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Judging Monday a.m., keep them coming
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 08:29
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Try as he might, Dennis was unable to open the tumble dryer.....
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 08:56
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It was obviously a faked photo, as there was no sign of coffee mugs or ashtrays.
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 10:15
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"What's the Echo-Tango-Alpha of the Tango-Echo-Alpha ?"

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Old 4th Feb 2018, 10:42
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...Just about got it...Damn!!...One more try....Damn!!...Last one.....Damn Damn Damn!!!
Never mind Sir. Jolly good try. Now if I could just have my seat back. You can see now why we don't let officers do it.
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 10:47
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Both operators kept their gaze fixed on the console, rather than meet Sergeant Smith's eyes. No matter what Queens Regs now said, they would always remember him as the man he used to be.
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 11:08
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Pink Floyd mixed their albums on this equipment, that's why you keep getting the dark side of the moon on it.
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 11:22
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The single-earpiece headsets were essential. One was used for VHF, the other for UHF.



(Or, at Strubby, the VHF was on a hand-mic-tel handset!)

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Old 4th Feb 2018, 11:51
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"If these are the two urine samples you provided Doris, I am dreading moving onto the stool ones."
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 14:29
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Blimey....am I X or 0!
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 14:58
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During his Air Force days Alan Sugar gets the idea for the Amstrad
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 15:00
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Oops .... And that's why the Nuclear Launch Control needs 2 operators at different consoles
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 15:03
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Doris to Officer...Sir why is it you are dropping your pencil so often and it takes you so long under the desk to retrieve it?
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 18:38
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Old 4th Feb 2018, 18:45
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The Three Wise Monkeys ?
 
Old 4th Feb 2018, 19:44
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Sir, we've just gone to Brexit Code Orange! Shall I deploy the stiff upper lips?
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