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Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:02
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"Why, oh why, didn't I apply for Secretarial or Equipment at first ?"
 
Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:04
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Look Doris, just pop along and make the tea, I'm checking my Lottery numbers and Simpkins is totally engrossed in this weeks Reveille.
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Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:09
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"Never realised what stupid idiots Pilots can be ......... 'arf a mo !"
 
Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:18
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"I told you to "check three greens" at three miles. Not my fault if you have cloth ears. Never mind - I'll have half an hour's rest while they drag you off the runway - I wonder why SATCO is having hysterics ?"
 
Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:19
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The Blind Leading the Blind ?
 
Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:25
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"You are touch miles from six-down. Make a final cock of your checkpit for landing !"
 
Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:27
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"No, I can't do two talkdowns at once - whaddya think I am, bionic ?
 
Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:30
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"Who's nicked my Chinagraph ...... come on, now !"
 
Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:31
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When you think I have a 65 inch OLED at home, I cannot fathom why the RAF are just introducing this.
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Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:31
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"That bloody Hoskins ! Late to relieve me again !"
 
Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:32
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Screenshot of the wiring diagram for the inside of the VC-10 yellow tele.
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Old 1st Feb 2018, 20:41
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"No, darling - I can't come home right away, even though you have seen a mouse ... see you at half one. Oh and SATCO doesn't like his Controllers taking outside phone calls on duty ..... WHAT was that you just said ?"

(That's all for the moment, folks !)

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Old 1st Feb 2018, 21:19
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Tapping on the glass won't wash your clothes any quicker Ginger!
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"This is the BBC Home Service..."
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Old 1st Feb 2018, 21:25
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You weren't kidding when you said you'd never 'cut n paste' before were you?
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Old 1st Feb 2018, 21:54
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Hang on - it says Windows is doing an update. What the hell is Windows?
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Old 1st Feb 2018, 23:35
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What are you doing Dave?
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Stand by Moonbase, Commander Straker on the line for you...
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 06:51
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Warning speed camera ahead


Looks like i picked the wrong day to give up glue sniffing


Negative ghost rider the pattern is full
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"All the fours.... Forty four"
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