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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 05:41
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Stand by Moonbase, Commander Straker on the line for you...
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 07:51
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Warning speed camera ahead


Looks like i picked the wrong day to give up glue sniffing


Negative ghost rider the pattern is full
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 07:56
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"All the fours.... Forty four"
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 07:57
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"I can't make any sense of this, I say Langley old chap, be a good fellow and pop outside see if the seaweed is damp."
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 08:00
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" and every time the early warning radar crashes Sir, we get God save the Queen playing over the tannoy and then that image of a girl appears on screen with her clown playing noughts and crosses"


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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 08:00
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Well done sir you have invented the washing machine, Doris will be pleased now she will have spare time to iron your shirts
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 08:08
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"F9... Bugger Airman, you got my battleship"
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 08:10
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"All I see is orange: I think the camera must be too close to the President's face."
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 08:13
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"As far as I can tell it says "you've been Tangoed" in Russian"
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 08:18
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" errr Sir, the idea is NOT to join all the dots up"
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 08:29
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" It's the cutting edge of early warning radar...what's it doing now?"
"It's warming up Sir"
"How long does that take?"
"Five hours Sir"





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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 08:32
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" They call it upcycling Sir, we got it from the scrapped Shackleton fleet who in turn got it from the scrapped Gannet fleet, who in turn got it from the Navies stock of old Skyraiders"
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 08:38
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Quiz: Was the result of this event Braniff or easyJet?
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 08:57
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The future is Orange
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 10:10
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"Looks like North Korea have launched another one Hoskins. Be a good chap and let the Hawaiians know, would you?"
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 10:21
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Sir, the Catering Corps just rang to say the kippers are cooked to perfection and you can turn it off now.
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 10:29
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" I got the tip from my friend at Chernobyl, he told me if we tweak this setting down a few notches, the heating should come on."
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 10:29
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"Hello, we have detected a problem with your computer, can you please type the following command..."
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 10:33
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"Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please."
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Old 2nd Feb 2018, 10:35
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"It's from that Nigerian Princess again..hold on, transferring the monies now your Highness"
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