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Old 28th Jan 2018, 18:08
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Marcus had a little bike, he rode it on the grass, the recoil from the fitted gun forced the saddle where it don't belong.
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Old 28th Jan 2018, 18:20
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Originally Posted by squeaker View Post
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Stability was perfect with a wheel in each corner but the lack of steering limited its mobility. It was good for the Italian market with recoil assisted reverse.
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Old 28th Jan 2018, 19:38
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Early trials of the Bradley Wiggins Aerodyne.....
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Old 28th Jan 2018, 20:49
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100 years ahead of her time Emily Pankhurst requested additional security prior to entering the Presidents Club
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Old 28th Jan 2018, 23:39
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Forward visibility somewhat limited -Mr fubar decided to remove the armor plate and . .
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 04:43
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Initial safety concerns were allayed once the mud guards were added, and the quad bike was approved for service.
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 06:57
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The RAF was forced by cutbacks to use a cheaper method to train the fighter pilots to fly, navigate, and shoot all at once. The armour-plated bowler was a later addition.
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 07:33
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After another close encounter with an Addison Lee taxi, Fred decided that "Oh, I say there...!" was an insufficiently robust response...
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 07:48
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Sorry Bond - we couldn't afford another Aston Martin....
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 08:17
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It's my Self-propelled Shooting Brake. I've got the shooting bit sorted out, still working on the brakes...
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 08:22
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The remake of "Reach for the Sky" hit trouble when Google came up with the wrong "Sky" on the prop department's computer.
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 08:24
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Nah, mate - that's not a mobility scooter.....THIS is a mobility scooter!

(Apologies to Crocodile Dundee).
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 09:55
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Principle Photography begins on the remake of A Clockwork Orange.
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 09:58
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Al Capone's younger brother couldn't afford an armour plated Cadillac. Yet.
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 10:09
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Stop me and buy one:

The winner at 1926's mobile ice-cream salesmen's innovation show.
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 10:26
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or "Buy me and stop one"
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 10:46
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Having fired the Browning at full speed, trials revealed the commonly called Browning Effect, where a Browning stain was noted to the rear of the operator.



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Old 29th Jan 2018, 10:51
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Early trials by the RAF equal opportunities branch revealed that the trade of air gunner could be opened up to wheelchair users, a fleet wide feasability study is now being carried out with the expertise of the Bader Bus Company to roll out wheelchair friendly access to the front, upper and rear turrets of the Lancaster bomber.



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Old 29th Jan 2018, 10:56
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Only a slight oversight - you can't back pedal your way out of danger.

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Squeeze the brake then squeeze the trigger.

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Don't fire! There's a twig caught in your spokes.
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Old 29th Jan 2018, 11:01
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MOD cutbacks strip the Army's new Main Battle Tank back to the bare bones.
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