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Old 24th Jan 2018, 12:59
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Pilot wishing she had not left her Cyanide pill at home
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Old 24th Jan 2018, 20:17
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Him. "We need 8 more girls like you and then we can have a display team."

Her. "Is that like a three-some, only harder work for you? And do people pay to watch?"
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Old 24th Jan 2018, 22:03
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"After this I need you in a leettle bwack dwess, I have a bwack tie event organised"
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Old 24th Jan 2018, 22:12
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"After this I need you in a leettle bwack dwess, I have a bwack tie event organised"
The President's Club?
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Old 25th Jan 2018, 09:38
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NL - you just beat me to it.........




However - I am Pwesident - you want to join my Club
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Old 25th Jan 2018, 09:39
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"Hang on, me just need a flash."
"But I'm a good girl, great leader.."
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Old 25th Jan 2018, 19:33
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I got 64Gb memory card, camera love you long time.
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Old 26th Jan 2018, 00:02
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Min Te Fwesh knew it was certain death if she laughed when he took the camera down to reveal a black eye...

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Old 26th Jan 2018, 08:06
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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I daren't smile as Yung Fat Wun will think I laugh at him for keeping lens cap on
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Old 26th Jan 2018, 09:51
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"Hey, Rady Pirate, when I said I want to see your flower in full bloom, that is not what I meant!"
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Old 26th Jan 2018, 09:53
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Blitish Army have broe-up tanks - we have broe-up Migs with mini pirot to make them look full size
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Old 26th Jan 2018, 15:16
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Looky looky - we have bwow up plane AND bwow up dolls for dear leader
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Old 26th Jan 2018, 15:26
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Pah, rousy Japanese camra have no wind-on rever, why you give me rubbish capitarist junk instead of quarity Korean technorogy?
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Old 26th Jan 2018, 20:45
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I'm sending this in to Waltenkommando, on arrse.
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Old 26th Jan 2018, 22:41
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Judging in around 24 hours.
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Old 26th Jan 2018, 22:53
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Originally Posted by Danny42C #46463 View Post
"Why hole in flunt so big ?" ...
Sorry Glorious Leader, I will lower the bouquet.
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Old 26th Jan 2018, 23:17
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Who is this guy Twump you want me to make up to?
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Old 27th Jan 2018, 11:33
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Wow, presenting the funeral corsage and taking the memorial photo before sending them up in those death traps is certainly much more efficient!
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Old 27th Jan 2018, 14:02
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Ok, great, now. Do you have a Malaysian Visa & a nice shirt with something funny on it, like LOL?
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Old 27th Jan 2018, 14:27
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