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Old 20th Jan 2018, 10:33
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Typical Yank....calling out "Last guy to the Mess...buys!" on Guard Channel!
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 10:34
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SR-71 Pilot: Which one of you is Virgil and which one is Alan?
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 10:37
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Lookout, there's a Phantom behind you - only joking
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 10:44
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"All right, Pinocchio, wind your nose in !"
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 11:02
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"Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting flyby thanks bye...."

“Negat.... oh... "
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 11:07
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So it is true, Sepecat did indeed manipulate the performance figures of the Jaguar by hitching a ride in the slipstream of the SR71.
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 11:23
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Say y'all, have you heard the LA ground speed story?
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 11:23
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 11:25
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Told you the go faster stripes on the intake would increase our performance.
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 11:25
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"So dear chap, you never made it as an Astronaut huh?"
"No. And you never made it as a fighter pilot!"
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 16:03
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"Where the f### ........ ? - he was here a moment ago !"
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 18:09
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Jaguar still trying to keep up!
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 19:25
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"And if we manage to get up to 88 miles per hour you will hear a loud bang, see a flash and the SR71 will disappear"
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Old 20th Jan 2018, 19:32
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Two Jags on a Hi Level sortie.... accidently meet the Americans on a low level trip!
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Old 21st Jan 2018, 08:43
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The moment the MOD photographer captured the release of the Blackbird's SEAD decoys.
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Old 21st Jan 2018, 08:54
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This recently discovered photograph is thought to show Louis Bleriot attempting his second crossing of the English Channel, in 1910, accompanied by his fellow aeronauts Messrs. Wilbur and Orville Wright in their flying machines.

Aviation has always seen particularly rapid developments.

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Old 21st Jan 2018, 09:03
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The American aircraft may look quite impressive, but the sales and export figures leave no doubt: the British* Jaguar is the superior product.

* and French
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Old 21st Jan 2018, 10:27
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A pair of SepCATs play with a Blackbird.
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Old 21st Jan 2018, 12:10
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"Once upon a time in a far far off magic kingdom..........."
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Old 21st Jan 2018, 12:11
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It was about this time Scroggins awakened to realise it had all been a wet dream...
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