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Old 22nd Dec 2017, 11:26
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
"I don't think standing with your hands on your hips and waiving your willie at the pilot will get us a ride Sarge"
It's a Navy plane, Private. I reckon this might just work!
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Old 22nd Dec 2017, 15:35
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"It looks like the Sea Cadets are also grounded"
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Old 22nd Dec 2017, 15:42
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I can't start number 4 - I think I've flooded it....
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Old 22nd Dec 2017, 18:18
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OK judging time


3rd is Buster with
....You're not a very good Field Marshaller are you?

2nd is Nutloose with
"Rumour has it the crew ran out of fuel for the Galley oven, so had to improvise"

1st is Danny with
"Better smarten the place up a bit - David Attenborough and a BBC camera crew are on the way !"

CST is yours for Xmas Danny.
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Old 22nd Dec 2017, 20:41
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Ta ever so ! But can't find a suitable pic at short notice - Nutty please take over (or throw it open ).

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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 02:06
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You snooze, you lose Nutty!

I'll put this one up for Danny to Judge & seeing we're in the midst of the season of Peace & Goodwill...here's Santa on a Tank!



*and, on a side note, Merry Christmas to all my fellow Captioneers!!!
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 02:58
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"Oh, Santa," said Little Red Riding Hood, "what a big Buster Hyman you have!"
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 03:53
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As with all things in life, be careful what you wish for, in santas case it was for a rod of iron, unaware of the extras he would be burdened with.
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 03:56
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When I shoot my load the earth really does move.......somewhere.
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 06:06
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".. Comet and Cupid and Panzer and Blitzen.."
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 06:59
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"Fire in da hole!"


Merry X-mas to all you naughty lot!
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 07:04
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Oi Santa, you're dribbling!
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 07:32
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Santa was very excited with his north poll
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 07:41
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It comes with a Government 'Elf Warning.
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 07:42
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Santa and his "Slay"?
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 07:42
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...and Santa really made his presents felt.
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 07:43
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"The Red Coats are coming!!!"
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 07:46
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Little Johnny began to regret sending that Christmas letter to the North Pole which asked when Santa was coming to visit Manchester and would he be using the M60?
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 09:20
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To show he has the Christmas spirit, Kim Jong Un presents his death by Santas gun to his Generals.
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Old 23rd Dec 2017, 09:30
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"Peace on Earth, goodwill to all men."

It seems an odd way to convey the message, though.
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