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Old 4th Dec 2017, 11:51
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Old 4th Dec 2017, 11:55
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Ok Scoring time and thanks for the enteries, my original thought was "Seasoning is essential when preparing a delicious babies head..."

so you can see where I am going with the scoring

First place with a similar Idea is

Ascend Charlie
with

Season it with a bit of salt, and turn it over after 6 minutes on a hot grill.

Second place is

Wensleydale with


The RAF catering school teaches new recruits on how to prepare that TACEVAL favourite - the "Baby's Head".

Equal Third is

Javelinboy with


Young Albert experienced his first taste of Corporal punishment

and

andytug with


Leading Nurse Hamilton demonstrates how to apply just the right amount of glue to stop your baby crawling away....

Therefore I relinquish ( temporarily ) the CST Trophy to

Ascend Charlie
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Old 4th Dec 2017, 21:03
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Conso, Well picked, it was a Caribou in white UN paintwork, in IMC.

Sorry I am away from my desktop machine with the pix, anybody can have a free go.

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Old 4th Dec 2017, 22:26
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Absolute proof our stealth technology works and hides the multi plane f-35 armada from view. If you can see them- post how many and your location so we can take appropriate action , if you cant see them simply post an X or ?

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Old 5th Dec 2017, 10:36
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Here we go then....


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Old 5th Dec 2017, 10:48
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 11:04
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Officers....always over dressed and under-armed!
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 11:26
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As they say in the RAF "Air, Hare Lair!"
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 11:31
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"No Bloggs, not quite what the WAAFS had in mind when they said they wanted some really hard rabbits...."
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 11:38
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Dress for the occasion they said.....somehow Easter Down Range this rig just does make us stand out don't it!
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 11:40
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 11:42
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"Are you trying to tell us something fluffy with the oversized crotch protection."
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 11:43
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 11:44
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"Harecut, Harecut"



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Old 5th Dec 2017, 11:46
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 11:48
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"So they want to let females into the Special Forces, well I am telling you now, I will not tolerate you acting like f*cking bunny rabbits and all that entails... ok!"
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 12:09
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 12:10
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 12:27
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Old 5th Dec 2017, 12:36
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