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Old 30th Nov 2017, 22:33
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Young Albert experienced his first taste of Corporal punishment
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Old 30th Nov 2017, 23:17
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LAC Evilstein had heard there was a bit part coming up in the forthcoming movie '633 Squadron' so got in a bit of early practice for the audition.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 01:28
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Season it with a bit of salt, and turn it over after 6 minutes on a hot grill.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 02:33
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The unit inquiry found the cause of the accident was a negligent discharge by an airman in the WRAF block.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 03:53
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Aside from that ride in the tank 9 months ago, I don't know how it could've happened.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 03:54
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Good Lord Gloria! He doesn't need Parmesan there!
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 06:36
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As he told it to me, girls, this is how he found the right crease on that obese WRAF Squadron Officer.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 07:04
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Girls! I have an idea for our Bicycle parking problem...
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 10:29
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"INAPPROPRIATE"
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 10:30
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Dave wondered how long this career opportunity would last.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 10:31
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Instructor says "Pay close attention girls, you will all have one of these by the time the War's over."
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 11:00
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Future pilot!
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 12:07
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Leading Nurse Hamilton demonstrates how to apply just the right amount of glue to stop your baby crawling away....
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 12:43
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"This is what you'll get if you let a Sailor get an Inch Above Your Knee !"
 
Old 1st Dec 2017, 13:31
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Q: How many WRAFs does it take to talc a chaps backside?
A: Never enough!
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 13:34
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Ok everyone, hold it, hold it.......damn it girl! Yes you, third from the right. It's not about you. At least try and look at the baby!
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 13:36
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LAC Scruggs always knew his diminutive frame and babyish looks would stand him in good stead someday.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 17:21
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It's Ok all standing there grinning, but it must belong to one of you
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 18:38
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The RAF catering school teaches new recruits on how to prepare that TACEVAL favourite - the "Baby's Head".
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 18:40
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Doreen had reached that age when fighter pilots look so young...
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