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Old 29th Nov 2017, 12:38
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 12:39
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Uncle Andy?

Quite right there Shy....twas having a Senior Moment (they are more frequent these days!)


Knowing Uncle's reputation....we shall have to assume that to be the situation.
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 12:50
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 12:50
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 12:51
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"Well you did say you wanted the earth to move on the wedding night"
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 12:53
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 12:57
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"Yes dear, I understand the Sword on your uniform to cut the cake.... but the spurs?"

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Old 29th Nov 2017, 13:04
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No dear, you misheard - I want you to show some proper heavy AMOUR on our wedding night!
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 14:51
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Get your tank off my lawn
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 14:53
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I told the baker I wanted chocolate, pistachio and vanilla icing and left the rest to him - this is what he said was appropriate for those colours.
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 14:55
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No, no, - I said a cake for a Prince, not a Chieftain!
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 15:15
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Just adjusting the tracking and elevation, darling.
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 16:57
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Don't let it get too warm, the muzzle will droop
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 17:03
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Is this big enough?
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 17:04
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It's alright dear, it fires blanks
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 18:42
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"No - it is NOT my First Field Dressing !"
 
Old 29th Nov 2017, 18:45
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"Can't you come up to the "Present" with it ?"
 
Old 29th Nov 2017, 21:35
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Sorry, did you say strap in or strap on?
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 21:58
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Yes, dear. Of course I'll marry you. Later.
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Old 29th Nov 2017, 23:40
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