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Old 24th Nov 2017, 07:54
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 09:02
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 10:14
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 10:24
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"Watch, it's simple. Set deflection, line the gunsight up on the cat and give it the whole nine yards..."
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 10:49
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For the last time, it's a CAT III approach, not Cat, Tree...
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 10:51
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BEagle's cover had been well and truly blown...
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 11:36
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New IMC landing aid trialled...when the lead goes slack...round out!
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 11:41
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 11:45
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 12:06
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 13:25
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I'm enjoying these, lets keep it running a bit longer.



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Old 24th Nov 2017, 16:36
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Fox One?

Where, where?
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 18:30
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Look Mate, since the Vet visit you forced on me....saying it is plain as a Dog's Bollocks just doesn't ring true anymore!
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 18:38
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 19:15
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Talk to me Goose.
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 19:18
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Who needs AWACS. They're over there.
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 19:28
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That circuit and landing were quite good. How would you like to go off on your own. Just one circuit and full stop landing.
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 19:29
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Originally Posted by treadigraph View Post
BEagle's cover had been well and truly blown...
Rotflol...
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 20:56
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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I know it's a cockpit and we had to go balls to the wall but that is only an expression not a . . . oh, never mind.
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 23:13
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