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Old 20th Nov 2017, 11:09
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Boeing solve the problem of how to deliver your 20005kg payload if you only have a 20000kg airlifter.
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Old 20th Nov 2017, 11:21
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Do we call that a C-0.17
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Old 20th Nov 2017, 12:18
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"And what are you going to be when you grow up, Sonny ?"
 
Old 20th Nov 2017, 12:21
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"Dogs should be kept on a leash in the airfield !"
 
Old 20th Nov 2017, 12:30
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"He's checking the taxyway ahead of us for landmines !"
 
Old 20th Nov 2017, 16:36
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What numbnut in the Pentagon selected Airfix as military contractor??
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Old 20th Nov 2017, 17:17
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"What good is it ? - What good is a baby ?"

(Churchill [?] reference forgotten).
 
Old 20th Nov 2017, 18:13
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"Fly it! My **** off big watch won't even fit in it"
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Old 21st Nov 2017, 05:01
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The all new C17 Babushka!
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Old 21st Nov 2017, 09:42
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FYI:

On the 21st of nowember 1783, in Paris, Benjamin Franklin was among the hundreds of people who gathered in the gardens of the Rue de Montreuil to attend a wonderful spectacle : the first manned flight in history.

The courageous followers of Icare were Francois Pilâtre de Rozier and the Marquis d'Arlandes, using a device invented by the Montgolfier brothers: the hot-air balloon ("Montgolfière" still means "balloon" in modern French).

Of course, people who watched the sight were amazed beyond description; however, as often happens with great discoveries, some sceptics loudly expressed their contempt for the invention. One of them clutched Franklin's arm and asked him scornfully :

"Monsieur, franchement, à quoi peut bien servir de s'envoler dans les airs ?" (Sir, frankly, what's the use of flying in the air ?)

To which Franklin replied:

"Monsieur, à quoi peut bien servir l'enfant qui vient de naître ?" (Sir, what's the use of a newborn baby ?)
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Old 21st Nov 2017, 11:10
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^^^
Been on this thread a long time & never seen anything so left field!

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Old 21st Nov 2017, 11:26
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Often thought that about yours Buster.
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Old 21st Nov 2017, 11:34
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..........................................THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

Penny Washers (#44537), Thanks for the reference ! ...... Buster, don't see the connection ?

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Old 21st Nov 2017, 13:41
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Judgment tomorrow (Weds) evening. There's at least one idea that hasn't surfaced yet, so if I were to judge according to who most agrees with me, there would only be runners-up. But I judge on the surprise aptness factor.
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Old 21st Nov 2017, 18:58
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From 10,000 feet nobody will ever know.
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Old 21st Nov 2017, 19:44
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Behind you ! ! !
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Old 22nd Nov 2017, 16:42
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The new Thunderbirds series is lacking in imagination, a tad......
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Old 22nd Nov 2017, 18:57
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The little men inside must be practising low vis ops. They got the curtains up in all the windows.
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Old 22nd Nov 2017, 18:59
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Kind of puts of puts a new perspective on things.
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Old 22nd Nov 2017, 19:04
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ATC rushed around shifting Snow-flags, having realised the low ground clearance.
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