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Old 6th Nov 2017, 08:37
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It's the wrong trousers, Gromit!
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Old 6th Nov 2017, 10:09
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"All right, joke's over - now lemme outa here !"
 
Old 6th Nov 2017, 14:49
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Thinks.....

The things one does to avoid the SWO's bloody grass.
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Old 6th Nov 2017, 18:05
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"All you need is some lateral thinking"
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Old 6th Nov 2017, 18:06
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The hard surface beneath him focussed his mind very effectively.
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Old 6th Nov 2017, 19:20
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"Whaddya mean - you're knocking off now for the weekend ...... !"
 
Old 6th Nov 2017, 19:33
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North Korea's early attempts at Astronaut training lacked something ... but the Glorious Leader will soon remove gravity to assist proceedings.
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Old 6th Nov 2017, 19:43
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New dress standards in the Sgts' Mess at a secret Oxon Airbase.....
(Sorry - W.)
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Old 6th Nov 2017, 19:53
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
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edited with 10 char ....
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Old 6th Nov 2017, 21:49
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BAe reinvent the barrel for the fleets new Carriers.
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 11:17
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 11:21
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"Too far for Guns, switching to Sidewinder!"
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 11:57
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Don't worry, we can green screen all that out. It will look like you are really in space. Honest.
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 12:19
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"My name's James ... James Bondage."
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 16:10
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Judging this evening!
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 16:51
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"...and there I was, hanging on my......wait a minute!"
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 18:06
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Judging time!

3rd to JAVELINBOY with "The suspense is killing me"

2nd to Danny with "When I told you to "keep your ear to the ground", Hoskins, "I didn't mean ..... !"

But the winner of the CST for this (sorry Buster) is Nutloose with:
"And hence the British settled on the term pavement as opposed to the American sidewalk.. "

Well done everybody, over to you Nutty!
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 18:31
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Thanks I wasn't expecting this, OK try this one.

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Old 7th Nov 2017, 18:38
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It ain't half humid Mum.....
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Old 7th Nov 2017, 18:41
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Still no signal.....
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