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"There, 4 cwosses in a rwow Glorious Leader, you got his Battleship, now we move on to level two and attack Gwuam..."
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"And you can change the Telly channel with this one, we also add handle on end, so it is portable like western ones Glorious Leader."
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Just wondered, oh Great One, if you fancied a change of hairstyle... Maurice thinks number four, here, might be so you...
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"Why you keep saying 'Press F5', Colonel?"
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"It is also highly mobile, as you can see by the long extension cable drum behind it."
"You MUST believe us, Dear Leader. This simple machine replaces the notebooks and pencils which we are normally required to carry, and thus we can salute you more respectfully."
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"This red button launches our latest nuclear missiles against the imperialistic dogs, and the green button brings in the tea lady - or was it the other way round...."
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"There's someone on the phone from Microsoft Glorious Leader. He says there's a problem & he needs to access the computer..."
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"So Glorious Leader she wants to transfer $176,000,000 from her late father King okobooga's account and we may keep $16,000,000 as a reward."
So you see, Glorious Leader, that thanks to the might of our superior technical prowess, we have managed to miniturise this device to the size you see before you. Now, you simply place it beside your bed, and then enter the time you wish to wake up like so....
Using the joy stick, keep the cross hairs centered on the target like this sir. You can easily double check your accuracy by looking over the top of the unit, as the maximum range is exactly 50m, due to that being all the wire that fits on the reel.
Please sir, do not worry about your coin. I'm sure I saw Blue Suede Shoes in the list earlier.
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Please sir, do not worry about your coin. I'm sure I saw I'm so Lonely in the list earlier.
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Please sir, do not worry about your coin. I'm sure I saw I'm so Lonely in the list earlier.